@HandMeetDong

Today’s Mystery is Tomorrow’s History 🪙

Joined November 2020
the cockroach 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
it-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization
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the cockroach 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
busted in 2 pumps
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A tie to the Chiefs in Arrowhead is a win for the Colts
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Ella Langley about to have a hip-hop song go triple platinum
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Rillaboom is a fraud for not making finals
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Russ Wilson on CBS is narcissistic and I’m enjoying it
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the cockroach 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Aaron Rodgers hasn’t been blindsided this badly since Shailene Woodley told him her plans before they got married.
Aaron Rodgers just got destroyed 😭
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60 Minutes marketing this Clancy interview like the Macy’s Day Parade
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This Pantoja fellow is a fucking demon
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Just so we are all on the same page, Trinidad Chambliss is favored to be the 1st overall pick in the 2027 NFL Draft right now. Ya?
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There is no bag that will be safe tonight in Oxford
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When LSU scores and goes for the 3pt conversion shot from half court, there are going to be a lot of sad sorority girls in Oxford. Most will end up in Lane Kiffin’s dms.
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Tommy Carr is going to win Michigan a National Championship
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Coaching Michigan is most likely going to kill Kyle Whittingham 😂
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the cockroach 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
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the cockroach 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
When my wife catches me having sex with the family dog @FBIDirectorKash
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I could lose 15 inches off my height, become a dwarf, have a 21 inch cock, and still fuck women like Bonnie Blue.
Would you take inches off your dick and add it to your height, or inches off your height and add it to your dick
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Straits Taylor Rule: i = r* + π* + 1.5(π−π*) + 0.5(y−y*) + α(SOH−SOH*) + β(BEM−BEM*), α,β > 0 Let’s see if a hike could open SOH or produce a single barrel :) You can’t 25bp a chokepoint and r* isn’t neutral. It’s SOH risk premium, and We set it. Stay unanchored !
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the cockroach 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Ed Sheeran is getting cooked by literally everyone
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