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Good maybe I can finally get a damn dinner reservation then
Over 25% of New Yorkers will consider fleeing NYC if Zohran Mamdani becomes mayor: poll trib.al/CXs0Eud
I like to think I fit in seamlessly with my gen z coworkers but then I have internal thoughts like, “maybe THIS will be the ointment that really starts to turn things around for me.”
The “me asking the doctors’ office receptionist if I need to check out or anything” to “nope you’re all set” pipeline
Lost in my head imagining Addison Rae’s team having a brainstorm meeting about the best way to approach the Met Gala black dandyism theme
Gotta admit, I don’t love this “frequently returned” feature on amazon. Let me go on that adventure for myself! It’s giving spoiler alert.
When you had your phone plugged in all night and wake up to find it wasn’t charging at all it’s like….ok wow I trusted you :/
I was feeling like our country was doomed until I saw that democrats are taking a stand by wearing pink to the state of the union💕









