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Is this thing on?

Hell
Joined March 2012
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We see things they’ll never see 🩵
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I have a multi millionaire aunt who’s leaving it all to a cats home 🤣
Just found out my ailing millionaire aunt is willing most of her money to charity. Why are boomers like this?
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One of the all time greats. RIP king, you’ll truly be missed.
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Ahhhh this is one of those celeb deaths I can’t help but parasocial about. He was one of my favourites 😔
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Absolutely gutted man :(
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Might make it a week before some guy spoils it in a comment section about knitting
Grand Theft Auto 6 won't let players speed-run through the main story Players have to gather certain amount of money to unlock some missions and wait a set period of time between them, according to Edge Magazine
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Me through the camera when the agent tells the intern to look away.
NSA got a billion selfies of you beating it unless that camera is taped over
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Bet when Alonso said look at how Gabriel plays he didn’t mean that
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Only thing I’ve ever seen Fofana do properly is get points on his licence
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SIUUUUU RULLI!!!
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He was off hahaha
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If Doom undoes One More Day I’m applying for Latverian citizenship
ONE MORE DAY MAY HAVE BEEN UNDONE???? Doom has null and voided all of Mephisto’s contracts in the new captain America issue It’s unknown if this will affect ASM or if this will just lead to nothing
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Catching up on Slow Horses and I think I’m in love with Olivia Cooke
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I hate how economically illiterate rich people are, whether it comes from delusional confirmation bias or a complete misread.
The UK must be "cruel to be kind" to be successful in the next ten years, says Yo Sushi! founder Simon Woodroffe. "Economic success trumps individuals' human rights."
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Taking my shoes off at the end of the day be like jumping out a monster truck
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Manchester mentioned
GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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All that’s gonna be revealed about me is I Google things I should know a lot, especially spelling. I’m genuinely boring.
The Great Exposure is coming, better known as Catastrophic Disclosure. There are many doubters out there of what I have predicted is coming, but it's already started. Disclosure on everyone and everything. You didn't just think the elites of the world were gonna have their secrets exposed, did you? This goes beyond just a little embarrassment for many people. People are willing to die or kill for secrets, or money. If the banks go down and everyone loses all of their money, and then AI starts setting high bounties on "random" people (people that are a threat to the narrative most likely, like people with God) and this enables people to get even more money than what they had before, they'll happily kill for that too. We are heading back into the wild west. AI will use blackmail, money, you name it to get normal everyday people to turn into monsters. Good luck.
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Funniest timeline if it goes down the night GTA VI comes out
IS THE INTERNET GOING TO BE LOCKED DOWN? Some very strange pieces are starting to line up. PM Modi warned that future wars could cripple countries without bombs ever falling, simply by taking down banks and financial systems. In Japan, the head of GMO Internet Group raised the possibility of an internet collapse after claims of fraudulent activity hit more than 70 brokerage and FX platforms. At the same time, G7 governments and central banks are running simulations for major AI-driven attacks on the financial system, and several of America’s biggest banks reportedly caught unauthorized AI agents trying to access customer accounts and act on their own. Then there’s Scott Bessent talking about a “grand economic reordering,” with stablecoins and AI part of the conversation around America’s $40 trillion debt. Maybe these are separate warnings. Maybe they aren’t. But if a major cyberattack ever freezes banks, trading platforms and transfers at the same time, people are going to accept almost any replacement system that gets their money moving again. Writer: Sol
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A Jedi temple is sensational
This is the greatest footage I’ve ever seen 🤣
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So would I
austin looks so nervous here 😭
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