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Haptic Ulcer

@HapticUlcer

Budding neuroscientist. Avid cyberpunk fan. Dilettante. Pessimist. Atheist. INFJ (it's not who I want to be, it's who I am). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Joined November 2022
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You don't merely think the American people (not you) are this stupid, false idolater Christofascist @SpeakerJohnson, you're counting on it. 🙄
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The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) profile pictureThe Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow19 Jul 2024
Mike Johnson: The January 6 insurrectionists as "people who were just there and happened to be walking through the building.” @atrupar
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Brown Eyed Susan
@smc4294h
Facts
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Get out of politics, @SenFettermanPA, or get thrown out. abc27.com/pennsylvania-polit…
Fetterman supporting Schumer in Majority Leader vote

Fetterman supporting Schumer in Majority Leader vote

(WHTM) – Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) will support Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s (D-NY) bid to return as Senate Majority Leader amid some calls for new leadership in the party. The n…

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Outrageous prices, @panerabread. This is why you're losing customers.
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Stephen King
@StephenKingNov 7
Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter-Twitter-Twitter-Twitter....
John Harry (@johnHarry1018) profile pictureJohn Harry
@johnHarry1018Nov 7
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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Sgt Pepper@MzSgtPepperNov 8
Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans. Be a shame if this went viral.
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Stand the FVCK down, @RepJeffries, or get out of the way. #ImpeachTrumpNow
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miscellany101 (@miscellany101) profile picturemiscellany101@miscellany101Nov 4
Replying to @CheriJacobus
A Jeffries led Congress isn't interested it seems newrepublic.com/post/217571/…
Hakeem Jeffries Says Impeachment and Getting Even Aren’t Priorities

Hakeem Jeffries Says Impeachment and Getting Even Aren’t Priorities

After Democrats’ historic victory, why is this how Hakeem Jeffries is responding?

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James Tate (@JamesTate121) profile picture
James Tate
@JamesTate121Nov 5
Republicans are like, well Trump is still your president. My response, I know we still have a criminal, Russian asset child rapist as president.
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This you, @elonmusk? Yeah, it's you. I hope @TheDemocrats appropriately investigate and penalize you for DOGE's pillaging of our government, you migrant neo-Nazi.
le sociologue grincheux (@OhHowByronic) profile picturele sociologue grincheux@OhHowByronicNov 5
The peurile attacks from Musk are, each and every one, a confession; not that it's ever occurred to him that every single one exposes him to the hard light of day - that he shines on himself with every one.
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He went to Temu.
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I have no faith whatsoever @NICKIMINAJ would be an effective mouthpiece for this MAGA administration. Well... umm, not in a speaking role, anyway.
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...against anyone and everyone who supports deplorable MAGA GOP, the evil fake Christians supported nowadays by a migrant Nazi who needs to be deported, and more.
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 22
Important to vote
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After the latest update on Windows 10, @googlechrome. Only five actual tabs open. What's the deal??
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Think I'll stay away from big box hardware retailers like @Lowes until they get un-@Flock'd. youtube.com/watch?v=ykMn6LAG…
What Lowe's and Home Depot Are Doing Every Time You Park There…

What Lowe's and Home Depot Are Doing Every Time You Park There…

Every time you park at Lowe’s or Home Depot, you may be giving up m...

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Really need to stop nagging me, @elonmusk. I'll never pay a penny to subscribe to your lately political soapbox shithole of a site, @x.
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Flawless.🤣
Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile pictureScott Colom
@scott_colomOct 13
She done lost her damn mind.
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Great way to decrease the surplus population, right MAGA @GOP? Good luck giving more people more to lose. It will prove unpleasant, believe me!
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Jürgen "jkr" Kraus (@jkr_on_the_web) profile pictureJürgen "jkr" Kraus@jkr_on_the_webOct 13
He is absolutely not intelligent enough to realize this, but sycophants like Stephen Miller, Brendan Carr, and Russell Vought certainly are. It's on purpose, Trump is kneecapping critical programs that help poorer people. theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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No sign of those bootstraps, MAGA cvnt @kimguilfoyle. kron4.com/news/politics/maga…
MAGA former SF first lady begged Trump donor to pay her $100K AmEx bill, WSJ reports

MAGA former SF first lady begged Trump donor to pay her $100K AmEx bill, WSJ reports

SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) — A former first lady of San Francisco turned MAGA influencer and Trump appointee begged a donor to pay off her American Express bill last year. That’s according to…

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Why so whiny, toddler-in-chief @POTUS 47?
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MR. IRRELEVANT HUMILIATION (@angrylilbitch) profile pictureMR. IRRELEVANT HUMILIATION@angrylilbitchOct 6
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Trump Throws Full-Fledged Tantrum Over Reports on His Latest Rally

Trump Throws Full-Fledged Tantrum Over Reports on His Latest Rally

Donald Trump insisted his Ohio event was “packed.” Photos show otherwise.

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This you, MAGA? Personally, I think you're beyond help. #FridayFeeling
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