Jimothy Martin

@HashtagJimothy has proposed (in these exact words) that, starting tonight, we are to eat exponential amounts of ice cream and marathon Our Flag Means Death in the hours leading up to @emilyhenrymusic’s birthday. Join us, if you have courage in your hearts and are so inclined 🏴‍☠️

I (29F, never first place) got up to pee before a minigame in Mario Party. My partner (32M, chronic first place), who I love more than anything else in the world, hit the button on my controller to start the game bc “I thought I heard you coming back.” AITA if I poison his drink?