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Disciple of “Ball Security is Job Security” | Certified Bears and CW Believer | Illinois 96’ | Ryder #Somethings

Joined November 2020
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They give chips in AA They give chips in NA They don’t gimme no chips for my problems. They push and push until you lose it all then they laugh at you while they rake em away. Day at a time … day at time … day at time. Bend don’t break.
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"That's a masterclass, bro." Caleb Williams and the @chicagobears offense shined in primetime 🌟 @insidethenfl Week 8 Mic'd Up on X
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🚨 OFFICIAL MONANGUYS RECRUITMENT 🚨 31 elite Kyle Monangai enthusiasts. one belief: there is no one better than Kyle Monangai we are hiring for seat 32 and it won’t be handed out lightly. Want in? Apply via application below. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… #monanguys #bears
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🚨 OFFICIAL MONANGUYS RECRUITMENT 🚨 31 elite Kyle Monangai enthusiasts. one belief: there is no one better than Kyle Monangai we are hiring for seat 32 and it won’t be handed out lightly. Want in? Apply via application below. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… #monanguys #bears
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Bear down🫶🏾
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Why count us out #BearDown #bta
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Building something special
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Let Poles Cook #BigJeff
The #Bears have allowed just 2.3 yards per play when Jeffery Simmons has been on the field tonight, per the ESPN broadcast. Difference maker.
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What a call #ILoveBen
RAYMOND WITH A ROCKET ON HIS BACK ON 3RD DOWN. CHIvsSEA on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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Luther Burden bitch‼️
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Trade for Jeffery Simmons... IMMEDIATELY gets a sack. CHIvsSEA on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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Caleb to Burden III and the Bears cap off an ELITE first drive. CHIvsSEA on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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Troy Aikman when Caleb Williams throws a TD tonight
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Great night to show who’s taking over the NFC… #BearDown
Jeffery Simmons, Chicago Bear. CHIvsSEA – 8:15pm ET on ESPN Stream on @NFLPlus
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#Bears GM Ryan Poles, on trading for Jeffery Simmons, says that going back to 2018, every Super Bowl champion has had a high-level DT—and believes that’s vital for a team that wants to win it all. (Fletcher Cox, Aaron Donald, Chris Jones, Vita Vea, Jalen Carter, Leonard Williams, etc.)
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Him and Luther about to talk so much shit man 🤣
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From my column two weeks ago
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Holy shit bro
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New #Bears DT Jeffery Simmons’ rank among defensive tackles this year: • 98.9 PFN DT Impact grade (1st) • 4.0 sacks (T-1st) • 38 tackles (1st) • 17.4 disruption EPA (1st) The best DT in the entire NFL comes to Chicago.
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Super Bowl Super Bears #LetPolesCook
TRADE: Titans trading DT Jeffery Simmons to Bears. (via @AdamSchefter, @RapSheet)
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