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you/i block me/you = i poop you (safeword is purple) ⚠️ Meet Hanako at Embers. 5 million years old sh/edtwt dni + basic dni she/the y tranny

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Joined August 2025
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you dont know this but when you view my profile im caressing your left cheek with such graceful and wonderful precision that you dont feel it
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Dante in the Grand Magasin Sisyphe
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if you see my artstyle devolve into pure goonslop by me only drawing femboys with triple t thunder thighs PLEASE assassinate me in public
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they lied it doesnt get better
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how among us porn looks at me after a long day at work
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yuji mains deserve to get hung in public
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Replying to @AmeIGuess
what about hitting them in the middle
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Replying to @Refresh_RM
Option B
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"its le rouge tho"
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atm10sky got some mods that caused so much lag i had to materialise a mixin neoforge mod to optimise two shitty algorithms
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Underground rapper "Bleood" unfortunately released his new album KILL YOUR IDOLS with the cover inspired by Shin Megami Tensei IF If you value your ears, only look at the cover and don't listen to the music
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Replying to @ethicalgoonette
-telling people to use linkedin
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>AI bubble pops >AO3 down for 2-4 weeks
$260 Billion wiped out from the US stock market in last 10 minutes.
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US stock markets closed higher on Oct 28 2026 with the S&P 500 up 0.28%; no reports of a $260 billion loss in 10 minutes. fool.com/coverage/stock… finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks… portfolio-terminal.com/markets/stock-…
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whitewashing a dude thats already white #Whatever
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Replying to @SnakeNation_D_
Kingsley is there too
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“the government is after you for hacking video games??” “no…. it’s because i fucking goon to bbw facesitting porn….”
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS NOT A JOKE
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