Henry Jackson

His career is actually becoming a bit sad. Always found him massively overrated, but he seems a good lad overall, and seems to have plenty of off-field issues.

What exactly did he do here? 😂 People claim English bias isn't a thing...

Totally agree. Remove extra-time in general, to be honest.

Gakpo is extremely frustrating - should be less timid for a man of his size, and his end product is too unpredictable. Should never start for a team with aspirations of being great, but in fairness, he is a good man to bring off the bench. Has to be a squad player and no more.

When you’re trying to convince your mum you’re too unwell to go to school…

Football makes fools of all of us. I wanted Mac Allister gone, thought he was completely past it. Now I think he's far more important than Gravenberch and Szoboszlai. Will I continue to make incorrect shouts? Absolutely.

Assuming Wirtz, Barcola and Isak are definite starters, who would you rather see vs. Arsenal?

He's a fantastic young footballer. Nothing remotely flash - just intelligent in and out of possession, and so mature for his age.

Joe Gomez, what a man. I was terrified for him taking that.

Giorgi Mamardashvili has the least wand-like left foot of all time.

Madness.