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Henry 3000

@Henry_3000

Self-parody account.

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Joined February 2012
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Gardening sounds kinda lame. I prefer to say that I raise and slaughter my own vegetables.
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[Peter Thiel's voice] Son, walk between these two trees - there is no other gateway to freedom
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Synekura Audio
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To lighten the mood during a job interview, you can tell the recruiter that you have depression
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Jö$h@JoshKing2Oct 31
I wasn't peeking in your window, I thought we were watching TV together.
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Stu, For Real@StuForRealOct 31
Woke up possessed by all of the demons in hell again
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Might just leave it all behind and become a full-time murder clown
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A gentle breeze blows through your hair as I remind you that you're not defined by your moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
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Jen@SleepEatScream16h
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. - eats a plate of mozzarella cheese sticks.
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I turned my clocks back 2 hours so I don’t have to remember to do it next year.
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Jö$h@JoshKing2Oct 31
If any of you come home and find “Come find me, I’m in your closet” written in red lipstick on the wall, it’s me dressed as a clown with an ax.
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Rare find. Mid-60s Mercury M-Series pickup, featuring a cowl mounted Mercury emblem with FORD on the grill. Based on Ford's F-series they were built for the rural Canadian market. Smaller or rural Canadian communities had a Lincoln-Mercury dealership rather than Ford.
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@Henry_30006 Jan 2016
What emoji do I use for when I know you are lying?
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Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio24 Mar 2015
BEING A MICROWAVE POPCORN KERNEL WOULD BE SCARY AS FUCK CAUSE UR JUST HANGIN WITH UR FRIENDS THEN THEY START POPPING WHO’S GONNA BE NEXT
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Helena Bonham Carter eats eight spiders a day. Not in her sleep, just whenever.
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Is Halloween over yet? Sadly we don't celebrate it over here except for the odd kid hoping to get lucky
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For Halloween I’m dressing up as a morning person. Terrifying.
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Adora 2000
@Adora2000Oct 30
Judge Judy don’t want no scrubs
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Gonna skip the apple bobbing contest with the Osmond family tonight. My old choppers just can't compete with those teeth.
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Aaron King
@A_AronKingOct 30
If avoiding eye contact isn’t flirting I don’t know what is.
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Nothing jump starts my heart like an unexpected knock at my door.
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Our hairdryer broke, so my wife started looking up reliable replacements and found a decently priced model that, according to one customer’s review, “works great for warming up snake food.”
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