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Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸

@Hensa_El

Niche? what's that? #Barca

Joined May 2024
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He really lived long enough to see his son become the greatest of all time.
The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX) profile pictureThe Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXMay 24
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola's father (95) looking at his son.
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still.mf (@stilll_mf) profile picture
still.mf@stilll_mf15h
y’all really hype women up about being master manipulators and gaslighters and all that bs there’s really nothing master about their game, it’s very visible to people who put emotions aside and pay attention, a lot of men are just too horny to see beyond they dicks
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Jasiah Adler (@JasiahJumps3) profile picture
Jasiah Adler@JasiahJumps320h
And men hate this generation of women. The feeling is mutual you dumb bitch.
realrose ❀ (@realrosegoldd) profile picturerealrose ❀@realrosegolddNov 5
i hate this generation of men …
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It's MR Nunya to you... (@NunyaBidnezz888) profile picture
It's MR Nunya to you...@NunyaBidnezz88810h
Replying to @ckofor @The__Vyrus
"it takes The Holy Spirit to be rich and not be promiscuous."
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Slednyc 🇭🇹 (@EddyGwo) profile picture
Slednyc 🇭🇹@EddyGwo12h
Been tryna tell yall dating as you age Most men who not locked down by 30s like 90% of actual men yall want fr. Are professional bachelors.
Mighty Mohammed (@The__Vyrus) profile pictureMighty Mohammed@The__VyrusNov 5
Again, a society that says poor men can’t have women should not expect rich men to have one woman. Nobody is anybody’s fool.
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serwaalicious🧚‍♂️ (@BoujieeNxrah) profile picture
serwaalicious🧚‍♂️@BoujieeNxrah19h
this made me sad ngl
𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@thenationguy) profile picture𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧@thenationguyNov 5
A guy perceived an unpleasant smell during intimate with a lady and was able to tell her, this was her response and I just love it. Please read
Image from 𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@thenationguy)
Image from 𝐎𝐠𝐚 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@thenationguy)
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Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan) profile picture
Kaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryan22h
Remember when Christmas songs were actually about Jesus and not about being a whore
Olivia Rodrigo (@oliviarodrigo) profile pictureOlivia Rodrigo
@oliviarodrigo23h
take me home (4 christmas) is out now!!! Merry Christmas yall!!! 🎄🎅🏼❤️ OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/takemeh…
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Soflysojoe1 (@soflysojoe) profile picture
Soflysojoe1
@soflysojoe21h
Yooo this game is gonna INSANE!!!! WTFF!! IM SO HYPED!!
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ID's Fantasy (@IDsFantasy) profile picture
ID's Fantasy@IDsFantasy8h
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTING A NINJAGO ANIME
Dawo (@Dawo_4) profile pictureDawo@Dawo_49h
NINJAGO EMBERS + ASHES TRAILER NINJAGO ANIME IN 2027
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War Correspondent (@warDaniel47) profile picture
War Correspondent
@warDaniel47Oct 28
“The Quran is the word of God!” “It is written by Muhammad!” “No!” “Who wrote it?”
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Matt (@MattSpeaks) profile picture
Matt
@MattSpeaks9h
She's asked to read from the Quran, it says something horrific about women Then, with zero self awareness, attempts to justify it
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How I've been living my life for awhile now.
Being HER (@BeingHER3o) profile pictureBeing HER@BeingHER3o14h
Whenever you have money and there’s something you really want to get and you think if you buy it you would go broke just so you know, weeks later, you wont have the money anymore neither the stuff you really wanted
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ROYZ (@royzkingin) profile picture
ROYZ
@royzkingin14h
If i saw a video like this 10 years ago, i’d be bricked up already. Now it’s just another scroll on the internet
D🌟 (@DanielOladepo3) profile pictureD🌟
@DanielOladepo3Nov 5
Damn, my prick😭
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Me last weekend.😭
Amedu 🇵🇹 (@joezy_trigga) profile pictureAmedu 🇵🇹@joezy_triggaNov 5
I did small odds high stake gimmick and lost all my money
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Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 (@MrMekzy_) profile picture
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
@MrMekzy_12h
This can’t be the same ass i used to see in 2014.
Big Derah𖣂🇬🇧💜🦅 (@Derahback) profile pictureBig Derah𖣂🇬🇧💜🦅
@DerahbackNov 5
When Wizkid & LAX dropped Caro in 2014, it was the cleanest video i had seen that year.
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DL2 (@DL2onX) profile picture
DL2@DL2onX17h
0:47 I'm folding like a mousetrap
The Brother Code (@TheBrotherCode) profile pictureThe Brother Code
@TheBrotherCodeNov 4
This is how south london girls flirt 😂😂
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COOLEE BRAVO (@ItalianFiesta) profile picture
COOLEE BRAVO@ItalianFiestaNov 5
I ain’t never showed a nigga no video where my dick is present
Niyah 🎀 (@niyahhxo7) profile pictureNiyah 🎀
@niyahhxo7Nov 4
y’all better stop letting niggas record y’all they b showing they potnas they sextapes 💯💯
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🏁🏁 (@CoreyMoOfAlief) profile picture
🏁🏁@CoreyMoOfAlief21h
Because nobody really cares anyway
Tochi (@prettytochi222) profile pictureTochi
@prettytochi222Nov 5
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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🗿 (@B0ymanager) profile picture
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@B0ymanager16h
woman go charge x2 for bridal makeup/hair my barber go run am free still buy me beer the night before my wedding
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Seda (@usludurkizim) profile picture
Seda
@usludurkizimNov 5
İki hafta önce bir adamla tanıştım ve dün beni evini görmeye davet etti. Yatak odasına girdiğimde yerde sadece bir yatak, duvara yaslanmış bir televizyon ve neredeyse başka hiçbir şey olmadığını görünce, itiraf etmeliyim ki nutkum tutuldu. Ama hiçbir şey söylemedim. Üç hafta önce şehre gelmiş, sıfırdan bir hayata başlıyor ve bunu tamamen anlıyorum. Beni en çok etkileyen şey ise bana karşı davranış biçimiydi…
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Sir Dickson (@Wizarab10) profile picture
Sir Dickson
@Wizarab109h
"Woman no dey love man." "You need money to bag this kind of woman." "No love for poor man." Nigeria has damaged you. I've told you that woman/love are not Nigerian words.
Seda (@usludurkizim) profile pictureSeda
@usludurkizimNov 5
İki hafta önce bir adamla tanıştım ve dün beni evini görmeye davet etti. Yatak odasına girdiğimde yerde sadece bir yatak, duvara yaslanmış bir televizyon ve neredeyse başka hiçbir şey olmadığını görünce, itiraf etmeliyim ki nutkum tutuldu. Ama hiçbir şey söylemedim. Üç hafta önce şehre gelmiş, sıfırdan bir hayata başlıyor ve bunu tamamen anlıyorum. Beni en çok etkileyen şey ise bana karşı davranış biçimiydi…
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