only way to be smart is to get rid of all your bad ideas...which I do here. #broyougood #s2hc #tequilaboyz 2-23-15 i finished a ChapStick (and died)

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2025 was ELECTRIC!!! Once again it's time for the most ignored tweet of all time, the #hermcore listens of the year
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Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.
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The reason kingdom hearts 1 isn’t doing well with modern audiences is because it was released when games were way more driven by exploring and interacting. Environmental cues, rocks over gaps, speaking to npcs, messing with stuff you wouldn’t usually look at these days
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Hermmybaby πŸ•΅πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ retweeted
When you tell the average middle/upper middle class person they have more in common with a Burger King employee than a billionaire, they don't feel more solidarity towards Burger King employees. They take it as an insult.
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Hermmybaby πŸ•΅πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ retweeted
me applying to harvard with a 3.5 gpa and mild extracurriculars
Tiffany Day’s submissions for the 2027 #GRAMMYs: β€’ Best New Artist β€’ HALO β€” Best Dance/Electronic Album β€’ START OVER β€” Best Dance/Electronic Recording
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a β€œsummer home” in Los Angeles, California off of 300k american dollars 🫩
Replying to @BravoBravoAnge
Me at my summer home in LA with my $300k remote job:
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My dick aint 12 inches but it smells like a foot
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Hermmybaby πŸ•΅πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Ivalice Bardic Miku:
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We need to ban crowdwork β€œcomedians” That shit is corny & lazy. Them mfs don’t even be having good jokes written, just be getting on stage hoping to find a good victim to do their wack ass improv. 😭
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Hermmybaby πŸ•΅πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ retweeted
being stuck on your computer and not leaving your room lain-style had this cool factor you could latch onto cause it was subcultural but now that this is the default for a lot of people such that it's not cool or subversive anymore it made something already miserable more so
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I haven’t seen you in MONTHS my goat
Video Games I approve of✌️
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she said let me open capcut real quick and change the world
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They bought tickets we count those
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Grown woman getting beat on by a bald fuck and they started to chant USA
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Bryan Cranston has written a tribute for his β€˜Breaking Bad’ on-screen son RJ Mitte who tragically passed away due to suicide. β€œWe were texting each other just a few weeks ago - figuring out when we could meet for lunch. I don't know if that lunch would have changed his future... But I do know that I loved him.”
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I had to piss so I missed whatever shenanigans happened on the stairs, but resident evil kinda fell flat once he hit the hospital. Solid movie. Funny shit with enough nods to them games.
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That news anchors even have to explain this to viewers is insane.
We don't make these decisions lightly, and we won't apologize for putting lives first. @wsbtv
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2019 Granblue Extra Fes Sendai official art
ma'am please lift your arms ASAP it is quite urgent
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Hermmybaby πŸ•΅πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ retweeted
Honestly that dude in fightclub was gay af imagining Brad Pitt in slutty little outfits to hang out with
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