I'm legally obligated to let you know that I'm currently floating among the black stars of Carcosa, and that I no longer have any way of paying that 20$.
Indiana, USA
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Bitching Dan retweeted
Ethan Klein choosing between Hila and his voluptuous Palestinian refugee mistress
Be me
Be me alone in my room.
be on a bunch of drugs. Open x
""Ethan Klein has been cheating on his wife"
Proceed to think I overdosed and died, and am experiencing a Enter the Void-esq situation except more gay and on the internet.
Bitching Dan retweeted
"Ken" will tell you that your wrong, that your being overly paranoid or emotional. Ken is lying
Black Baby Befuddlement Syndrome effects over 50% of teachers,Daycare staff, and most prominently, Roaming Disneyland Characters.
It is unfortunatly not fatal, and seems to go away after meeting more than one black person.
Bitching Dan retweeted
I can't wait til AI get good enough to where I can insert my foes dancing while red in a blue zone
Bitching Dan retweeted
Picture looking like I pulled a Mint Holographic Kulinski from the new booster box
Bitching Dan retweeted
Bronze Age Warriors should be celebrating our gang youth
No corporate slavery, no weird woke stuff, just good old talking to girls and killing over territory
These are your Ubermensch
Bitching Dan retweeted
If you want to ruin your day : google The Odyssey Fountain
If you want to ruin your year: read Programmed to Kil: The politics of serial murder
If you want to live the rest of your life consuming hard drugs just to sleep at night and curse God for making any of this shit possible, read Eye Of the Chickenhawk and never mention it to anybody who you care about.
There's a strong correlation between the amount of amphetamine in my system and making posts that actually get engagement.
The GTA 6 "leaks" are nothing more than a litmus test for the Gamer Goyum's susceptibility to the new and improved Marketing Spells being cast on the masses by the ones who wear small hats.
