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“I’d like a cartoon”
“We can do a cartoon”
“A real cartoon, not a realistic panic attack, transgender allegory anti racist bs”
“I’ll make you the best cartoon ever, with a sexy woman character that will make you yearn for decades”
Jordan retweeted
Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
Jordan retweeted
The "aim community" is the transgenderism of gaming. An entire community of people dedicated to manipulating language to gaslight low iq retards into believing and affirming their delusions. They attempt to cheat at games in the same way transgenders attempt cheat at reality.
Jordan retweeted
Blade Runner 2099 is going to play out in this exact, predictable sequence. First, it was greenlit purely because executives think the chuds who like the OG and/or 2049 enjoyed them for the wrong reasons.
The chuds say they're skipping this trash.
The shitlibs cheer and say, "Good, you were never real fans," yet they won't bother tuning in to 2099 either.
2099 will tank miserably.
The entire Blade Runner franchise will get locked in a vault for the next two decades.
Shitlibs will point the finger at Amazon, stubbornly denying the reality that literally nobody, including themselves, actually wants to watch preachy slop engineered just for them.
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Mike comes from the era of Gygax, but thankfully his work never got swallowed into the abyss that is WOTC. He loves the world he’s built, and it shows.
The crew? Assembled.
The dice? Ready!
What could possibly go wrong?
The first episode of our special Cyberpunk Pen & Paper session is here, with the one and only Mike Pondsmith from @RTalsorianGames running the game!
youtu.be/PBmkJbK3NGw
ALT Image of Mike Pondsmith speaking. He wears dark, angular sunglasses. Text reads, “RPG Sessions, Episode 1.” The Cyberpunk 2077 logo appears in the corner.
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Are you joking? Pretty sure its the opposite. xbox could quite literally cure male baldness and the first article Eurogamer would post is "xbox putting wig factory family lives at risk". The bias is unreal.
Why do mainstream publications keep trying to help Xbox rehabilitate its image?
aftermath.site/aftermath-hou…
ALT Xbox CEO Asha Sharma in front of a bunch of Gears of War related stuff for a presentation
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I've now seen like 4 or 5 clips from this show and these are the least charismatic, least interesting, least funny people I think I've ever seen. Why would literally anyone watch this
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update:
the ones who got political were basically executed or suck started a shotgun (Ian, Ethan)
Joji is a wildly successful artist
JonTron is racist and happily married
Max and Chad have a show where they get paid to be hammered drunk (aka Australian heaven)
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Counterpoint: The entire games industry dunks on Xbox regularly.
Why do mainstream publications keep trying to help Xbox rehabilitate its image?
aftermath.site/aftermath-hou…
ALT Xbox CEO Asha Sharma in front of a bunch of Gears of War related stuff for a presentation
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3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
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Speaking as someone who is socially awkward myself, if you see the mundane interaction of hugging your grandparents as a violation of consent, you are fucked in the head, most likely evil, and I feel no sympathy towards you.
Like, gIve me a fucking break.
