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💁‍♀️ Cute enough to catch your eye, classy with a little sass, and smarter than you think. 💅

Abuja
Joined June 2014
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wtf is wrong with october? why are we all so damn horny?
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my 3 personalities: yaps way too much doesn’t yap at all yaps to myself 😭💀
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i have no problem with being corrected, just be mindful of your tone and attitude when doing so.
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no cap, the moment you start knowing your worth and carrying yourself highly, it pisses other people off 😭
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mfs who keep their phone on DND or silent while sleeping genuinely do not gaf about anybody 😭
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nobody warns you that adulthood is constantly putting things you really want on hold because your money has to go toward things you need more.
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Me, tipsy, putting on a private show for my cat at 3 AM 😭
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a customer was stuck between two desserts, so her boyfriend said “just get both, it’s your day.” i asked if it was her birthday and she said “no, he says that every day”
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i followed you on i followed you on instagram twitter
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what has 2026 brought into your life?
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bro i wasn't even horny until she said that 😭
she really said ‘tick tock, time to fuck’ 😭💀
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men will hear this and suddenly forget every boundary they ever had 😭💀
she really said ‘tick tock, time to fuck’ 😭💀
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the way a woman can say ONE sentence and have the whole internet acting different 😭😭
she really said ‘tick tock, time to fuck’ 😭💀
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the confidence to say this out loud needs to be studied 😭😭💀
she really said ‘tick tock, time to fuck’ 😭💀
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not me replaying the clip like i didn't hear her the first 7 times 😭💀
she really said ‘tick tock, time to fuck’ 😭💀
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she really said ‘tick tock, time to fuck’ 😭💀
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men used to to be worth it
women used to cook
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women used to cook
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I’m not trying to act nonchalant, I genuinely just don’t care about a lot of shit.
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i’m scared to date again. dudes be having 4 gfs, a wife, 5 bms, and a ngga 🤨🥴
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