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Current human. Future ghost.

Kansas City, MO
Joined August 2018
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i cannot stop laughing y’all
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Woman at Concert Hopes Everyone's Impressed She Knows All the Songs: ow.ly/quXn50QL7SI
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Pippen, Jordan and Rodman
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He bacccckkkkkk!!!!
Chiefs and five-time Pro-Bowl DT Chris Jones reached agreement on a record 5-year deal that includes $95 million guaranteed and allows KC to keep its best defender before free agency begins, per his agents, @KatzBrosSports. Deal is expected to be the highest average salary ever given to an NFL defensive tackle.
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KC……
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Replying to @sean_27upnext
I'm a chief for life. I will not play for another franchise
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Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
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Shai-Hulud (Taylor’s Version)
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.@getnickwright reacts to the shooting at the Chiefs parade:
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To anyone in/near the shooting today; please check in on yourself regularly these next few days. Look for hyper-vigilance, anger issues, heightened anxiety, inability to experience joy... A lot of our friends & neighbors are going to be battling PTSD and post-traumatic stress. 💔
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Talk to friends. Talk to therapists. What you experienced today was a TRAUMA even if you, and nobody you personally know was the direct victim of violence just being in a situation like that can have a MASSIVE impact on your well being. You’re not alone! Take care of yourself. 🧡
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I’m not an expert by any means but have first-hand experience with denying my own PTSD for far too long and know what damage that did in my own life. I hope none of this sounds preachy or like I actually know anything. My heart breaks for everyone involved, and for my city.
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It’s wild that 2024 is going to have the same Super Bowl opponents and presidential candidates as 2020.
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On Saturday night there is going to be a meltdown on various social media, when the world realizes that the Chiefs v Dolphins playoff game will only be broadcast on Peacock, the streaming service absolutely no one has or wants.
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no, this is not spam haha
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gonna start a band called Trauma Bond, James Trauma Bond
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I met Chewbacca
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If you're in KC and free tonight - I'm doing standup at the Rino in north KC. I'm second to last on the list, so you got time to get here. Also you'd help me out if I actually have a crowd to tell jokes to 😂 Also retweet this so people see it - please and thank you.
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TONIGHT I will be at @TheRinoKC playing a full band Land Lion set with some awesome friends!!! Come say, “Hi!” 🦁
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goddamn Ben that was fast. Playing a show! Opening for a band who I have a t-shirt of! Holy fuck!
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