This guy last night was spelling out the name of his street phonetically and he said "N like Nitrous" 😂😭
My coworker was calling Smigonaut elevator music. I was like damn where are these elevators you're getting on???
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
Played Wardogs for the first time and I don't get it at all. Half the team just be standing around in the FOB while I'm out trying to capture the hot zone with like 3 other people getting absolutely merked by enemies I can't even see. I'll give it a go again later.
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I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD 😭😭 BRO, BOOGERS CAME OUT MY NOSE DAWG 💀💀
Penix bout to go OFF on the Bucs because they really out here PLAYIN’ ON HIS NAME 😭😂
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
























