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A dwarf in a sea of Internet trolls

Joined June 2014
Silence is painful but inevitable.
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just like the moon, i think you're beautiful in all your phases
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my fav sex position is actually when i have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too.
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This!
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Hey, wasn’t Grace Slick the lead singer?
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"aw you remembered" of course i did i’m in love with you.
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Fall baking bonanza! Banana bread and pumpkin bread fresh from the oven.
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It’s strange when it feels like it’s been so long since we talked. Then I remember it’s only been a couple of days.
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Yeah, I'm good
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It’s International Worship a Weird Woman Day. I decided.
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I found one of those Twitter relationship charts from 2021, the kind that show you who you talk to most or whatever. It’s amazing how many people I still see but also who are just gone from my experience, likely never to cross paths again. Time does pass us by sometimes.
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In the top ten of miserable sentences: “But before we get straight to the baking, let me share a little story that inspired this sweet creation.”
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Is my kitchen the most organized? No. But can I find what I need in it anyway? Also no. But despite the obstacles is the food a triumph? Well, no, and I’m not really sure where I was going with this.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all of my Canadian friends!
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Usually I make stuff from scratch. I happen to see these in the store while grocery shopping and you know what? I’m an adult and can make what I want.
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I just passed a car with a license plate that read CRMP1E. An aficionado of baked goods, no doubt.
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