I wish i could shoot fire out my hands so i can light my takis on fire without using a lighter when i wanna eat takis
When i catch a mother of 4 stealing baby formula but im genuinely making a crisp 50 bucks an hour so i have to do what i have to do
Weird rant but
Anytime i buy any peice of technology like handhelds or ipads or phones
I NEED the max amount of storage possible
I fucking hate 128gb, euuhhhh 256gb blehblehbleh
GIVE ME 1 TERABYTE OR GIVE ME DEATH
Anytime i hear the word troon i think of the Golf company
I cannot fathom me being offended when hearing that word

























