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Johnny

@HomeMalone

I mostly tweet about sports teams you don’t like and movie opinions you don’t care about.

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Joined May 2009
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🧩@crackgaloreNov 5
This is genuinely sending the fuck out of me
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Variety
@VarietyNov 5
Jimmy Kimmel tells Donald Trump to "resign" as U.S. president after the Republicans' losses in the midterm elections: “The verdict is in, and there’s only one thing left for Nappy Gilmore to do: Resign. Quit already, just quit. Nobody wants you. Even you don’t want to be president anymore. Take that billion dollars worth of crypto, buy an island. Maybe Epstein’s island? Wouldn’t that be a perfect end to this story!” Kimmel also railed against Trump claiming he would've won if he were on the ballot: "That is such crap. You were on the ballot. You’re like dog hair; you’re on everything. You’ve infected every nook and cranny of our lives. You divided this country like no one else ever divided it before. The only time you ever brought us together was yesterday, when we all teamed up to get rid of you!" variety.com/2026/tv/news/jim…
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PFT Live@PFT_LiveNov 5
Trevor Lawrence needs to be taken very seriously as a potential MVP candidate, and the Jaguars need to be taken very seriously as a Super Bowl contender.
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Are we doing enough as a society when it comes to respecting the Jacksonville Jaguars? Are you Jaggin off?
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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UPDATE: Woke 2.0 is BACK
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Christin@hexpraxNov 4
Tomorrow we go door to door injecting Republicans with vaccines
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#ThankYouFrankGore
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateNov 2
#Jaguars QB Trevor Lawrence in his last 17 regular-season games (a full season): • 319/499 (63.9%) • 4,077 passing yards • 44 total TDs • 11 INTs • 104.9 passer rating • 326 rushing yards • 14-3 record Trevor Lawrence isn’t talked about enough.
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I’ll never not appreciate this. Peyton ruined my childhood, now the rabbit has the gun
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@JaguarsPRNov 1
After today's win, @Trevorlawrence has 40 career wins and improves to 8-2 all-time against Indianapolis. His .800 career winning percentage against the Colts is tied for the highest against IND all-time with Tom Brady (12-3, .800) (min. eight starts).
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Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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#ForTampaBay
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There are A LOT of Orlando Magic fans who attacked anyone who said Jeff Weltman needed to be fired. You guys watching the game today?
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When the world is watching, we'll show them who we are. #ForTampaBay | #WorldSeries
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Clayface ruled so much.
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FOUR MORE WINS! #RaysUp
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Holy shit. Aura.
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 19
Tampa Bay Rays DH Yandy Diaz on being 1 victory away from the World Series: "It's a great opportunity. All of us are thinking of it. But it all ends tomorrow. We're going to win tomorrow.''
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This is a truly horrific response to a grieving widower, wow. May it haunt Vance for his career.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 18
Vance is confronted by the emotional husband of a soldier killed in Iran War and acts like he had no idea anyone ever died: Q: It's a hard price to pay. There's a failure in the leadership. How will the leadership be held accountable? Vance: If there were failures... This is the first time I've heard of this.
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