🇺🇸PNW Farm 🐓🦆🦃 10 year Trucker, born & raised small town Colorado, Gen X 🇺🇸
Washington state
Joined August 2013
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Lil help
Hey friends 💕 Would you give my absolutely beautiful conservative 🇺🇸 friend Ashley @Ashlynn595 💕 a follow? She’s one of the funniest people I have met on here (not kidding…she’s hilarious) 😂. Go give this amazing woman a follow! 😎☺️.
Riddle me this, I haven’t been on here much, for 1 year. Before I left I turned off subscriptions. There is no option to subscribe to me, what gives 👇🏻
Homesteadlander retweeted
Me: It’s great to be back on X! 🥳
Me again: I have notifications! 🥳
The Notifications: Alerts to check out other people’s shit 😭
Me: I remember why I left 😒
Me: It’s great to be back on X! 🥳
Me again: I have notifications! 🥳
The Notifications: Alerts to check out other people’s shit 😭
Me: I remember why I left 😒
I’m trying to teach my 70 yr old Boomer buddy at work about the magic of the bidet 💦 It’s never too late to improve your quality of life.
Of course he is resisting because Boomers are retarded. “I like my flip phone, corvette, going to the bank, & smearing crap on my anus!”
I’ve been back for 5 minutes and mutuals are already blocking me. X is still chock full of soft bitches
Yo X, where do those roadside Mexicans get all those roses & oranges? Like if they’re the middle man, who are the suppliers?
