Crippled hacker/mad scientist/code wizard. I don't just write games, I resurrect them.
Garnett, KS
Joined July 2007
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Anyone who's pissed off over Jimmy Carr's joke about Russell Brand obviously has never heard Jimmy Carr tell jokes before. Honestly, by his standards, that one was pretty tame, but still funny.
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"AI IS GOING TO TAKE OUR JOBS!" - Then maybe...
1. Don't suck at your job.
2. Don't do something so easily replaceable by a script.
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I love how these dumb-ass rednecks always say "I WORK HARD!" to justify their shitty behavior. No, washing machines work hard. You mix concrete. Stay in your lane. My job is way harder than yours, and I know how to rein it in.
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At 24.5GB, the Ocarina of Time remake is over 750 times larger than the original game, which weighed in at 32MB.
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Yep. @FedEx now says they're delivering my game tomorrow. When I won't have time to play it. Because I'll be too busy playing Ocarina of Time. Dipshits.
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Ugh. Why can't @FedEx just do their fucking jobs? You say the package will be here today. It's still in California because you lazy fuckers forgot to send it out. You have two hours before I blast you for being a bunch of filthy fucking liars again.
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While packing for a move, I came across this disc. It's in GameCube format, and contains a prototype of what would eventually become Genesis Plus GX. It was burned 20 years ago today.
I'd like to ask @USPS a question, but I don't think they're smart enough to read it, given their comprehension skills on things like shipping labels.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TAKE A PACKAGE THAT'S FORTY MINUTES AWAY IN OLATHE AND SHIP IT ALL THE WAY TO ROCHESTER FUCKING NEW YORK?! 🖕🏻
Ryan Souders retweeted
Its definitely still not perfect, I know NJEmu from my time with Unico, plus @HonkeyKong of course taught me the game, along with paying attention back in the day to @acmeplus I think I can really work this better. Luckily @NEONBitchi is also smarter than me, and is helping too!
Ryan Souders retweeted
Finally a solution to the age old question "Why does my can of soda not fold in half?" #MountainDew #Tech #News #Foldable
Oh man, @Microsoft, you read my mind. Thank you for restarting my laptop overnight without even having the foresight to ask my permission. I wasn't doing anything important. I'd rather spend the next 40 minutes setting shit back up than getting work done. FUCK YOU. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Say what you will about my shit, at least it can be updated without reflashing the SD card. From the first release.
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Hey @Nintendo, I've got an idea that you can use. For free. Add a filter option on the "Deals" section of the eShop called "GAMES I'VE FUCKING HEARD OF", because nobody cares about the shovelware crap in the "Featured" section.
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Those Merkury LED panels at Walmart become a lot more useful once you take their cheap-ass Bluetooth SoC off the board and use your own.
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Hey @BittyBoomers , why can't you make a fucking speaker that works as advertised? I've been following your dumb fucking link steps since last night and these two speakers still won't talk to each other.
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