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When he eats the watermelon out of your bowl that you’ve been slurping up slices over

Factory knot? More like FACTORY BLOW THE FUCK UP

MFW my workers resent me for drawing Snoopy after I tore down an entire fence by myself, open and close the whole store everyday, count all the registers so they don’t have to, operate the forklift on the regular, fixed the downspout when no one else wanted to get on the roof, ohhhhh and I don’t know be continuously told I’m the goat and the coolest boss

My favorite managerial duty is redoing the calendar in the break room and drawing something to influence others to join This month I drew Snoopy!

You ever have a day that every time you go to pee you also poop? Yeah… 😔

Flickin your boyfriends tiddies with your toes thinking it’s gonna make him laugh or piss him off but you forgot he likes feet

Thought I lost these!! Probably my most prized gift from a friend who doesn’t work for the show anymore. IYKYK. #fishtanklive

New England is the way life should be, just ask Maine

In other news…. Meeting my little baby nephew makes me want to rip this birth control out of my arm and start poppin em out

I got to meet my (soon to be) nephew and boyfs brother. This child is 10000% autistic and I adore him so much. He’s the auditory stim kind and it was very obvious off rip to me and boyf. Kid was slapping the yeti cooler until he found the spot that made just the right acoustics for him. Ft. His teeny finger prints on the screen

“Don’t smile at me I’m gonna pee” - my 80 some odd year old southern lesbian cashier

Could shit myself I’m so excited for this

They upped my crazy lady meds and told me it can cause me to lactate. How do these things coincide….

Just got my shit cracked and now I’m gonna smoke something and make some tea In a very Regency Era time of my life

As soon as you’re out of the major Boston area ain’t NOTHING name brand e.g the bastard sister of 7/11

Almost figured out this whole streamlabs thing!! Stream tonight ?!

Things I found in my 14 year old brothers desk when I cleaned: • A $10,000 band of movie prop hundos • two Xbox controllers completely torn apart, and the rumblers were braided together (didn’t know he knew how to braid) • two chocolate covered Oreos, one with a singular bite taken out of it • so so many condoms • a condom filled with the insides of a rainbow squishie (the skinned squishie was next to it) • a pringles tube stuffed with the movie money • our entire collection of Xbox360 Lego games???

Apparently there’s a ban wave happening, hold onto your loved ones folks