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At the mo @jacksplayinggames is doing a 12 hour charity gaming stream for a great cause! Check it out and maybe drop some dollar... twitch.tv/jacksplayinggames

My friend Jack Reeve is fundraising for CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably). Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/fundraising/j…

I love that a Landscaping company got a call from the Trump campaign staff to book a press conference, and they thought; "oh shit, Haha, they've got mixed up and meant to phone the hotel chain. Not the first time. I should let them know." but they SAID; "Sure thing. What time?

Ok... hol'up. I get why all the king's men were tasked with attempting to reassemble Humpty Dumpty. ....but who tf thought letting the horses have a go was going to yield results?

I'm looking for a married woman, who has recently had a big argument with her husband and is currently feeling like he is not giving her the support and love she needs. ...I would like to buy his Golf Clubs from you.

One bonus of #Lockdown, I finally got my geek den/gym sorted! Thought I'd share a few pics for the fellow #geeks out there. #Geeky #comics #marvelcomics #dccomics #lordoftherings #LOTR #GOT #GameofThrones… instagram.com/p/CAI-opPp2vO/…

I know this weekend is going to be a real test for everyone worldwide due to the lockdown... so just remember this. We'll get through this and be stronger for it. instagram.com/p/B-iJUxPl8g7/…

Well, downside of the whole C19 crap, ski holiday is cancelled. Plus side, got to get rid of the terrible but necessary ski beard a week early! #noskiingforme #funny #c19 #corona instagram.com/p/B9145fslnkr/…

Who would've thought we'd ever get to a stage in civilised society where your personal wealth could be measured in how many sheets you are comfortable using per wipe...

I went to the pharmacy today and asked one of the people in there: "What gets rid of this coronavirus?" She said: "Amonia cleaner" I apologised and asked to speak to the pharmacist.

I've been thinking a lot and I have concluded that I could fight Mike Tyson. ...Imean, I would *definitely* loose very badly and I expect I would end up in hospital, but I could do it.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: "I think I must be a Type O"

Do twins ever argue about which one of them was unplanned?

Awesome night at the end of the year wine tasting at @vinoveroleigh . Fantastic night and I strongly recommend everyone check out their dates for next year! #winetasting #datenight instagram.com/p/B6Ox4zVFxkS/…

You have to wonder how knocking on doors became a thing. At some point someone had to decide 'you know what? I'm just going to punch this guy's house til he comes out to talk to me.'

2 generations apart, same classic style #porsche #porsche911 #porsche992 #porsche997 #carporn #car instagram.com/p/B58tdDuhTPK/…

Did you know: you can tell the age of your family's artificial Xmas Tree by counting the rings of gaffer tape around the box...

Just had the pleasure of meeting the incomparable #henningwehn after his fantastic show @ Colchester Charter Hall instagram.com/p/B5Lxq2-pq5p/…