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St. Paul, MN
Joined January 2012
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Even scooter riding dinosaurs know that #Epsteindidnotkillhimself
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Twitter. Where people steal and post their friend's Facebook status, which actually originated from Twitter. @thatdankent
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I think once per playoff seires, one player per team should be able to drop gloves on a ref without penalty. Maybe it would motivate them do their job better. #nhl #handpass #sanjosesharks #stlblues #letsgoblues
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I could almost cry. Or have a stroke. Or a heart stack. Maybe all three. #stlblues #WeAllBleedBlue #LetsGoBlues
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So many thanks to the person who updated #esalindell 's Wiki page. #LetsGoBlues
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Fan theory: After saving the planet numerous times, Captain America finally gets promoted to Major. Major America kicks off a new franchise and story arc where Steve Rogers takes a cushy desk job in the army's logistics department. (1/2) #endgame #CaptainAmerica #majoramerica
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Chris Evans refuses to play the role because he does not want to work for the dad bod the new character requires. The Russos don't want to direct the franchise because they feel the narrative is too much of a slow burn with not nearly enough action scenes. (2/3)
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Disney drops the license; it gets picked up by Netflix. They turn it into a 3 season series. Critics call it, "Average. A solid C-."
I once heard that certain ancient cultures would consume the flesh of their fallen foes for strength to fight their next enemies. Since the #stlblues are starting round 2 against the #DallasStars tonight, I felt obliged to go and buy some @TimHortons. #LetsGoBlues
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With the help of my little friends here, I'm ready to party #stlouisstyle
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Book two is off to a good start, but my title ideas are getting progressively worse. #amwriting
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The majesty of finishing a book with the subsequent toil of finding an agent feels a little like this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58h… #amquerying #amwriting
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Query Tip #7: Impersonate a famous or accomplished author in your query letter. Don't tell them the truth until after they've read your manuscript. (But seriously, why have people actually done something this boneheaded?) #terriblequerytips #amquerying
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C'mon, @StLouisBlues, it's time to take another walk down
I'm not necessarily saying that Joel Quenneville should come back to the @StLouisBlues, I'm just pointing out that he looks really happy in this picture. #Quenneville #makequennevillesmileagain #comebackcoachQ
Celebrating the freedom to vote and the freedom to choose between @dunkindonuts and their Canadian competition down the road. #VoteToday
Query Tip #6: One of the biggest accolades for a writer is when your mother loves your book. If you've earned such an honor, it should always be mentioned in your query. #tertiblequerytips #amquerying
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