
Breast Enthusiast. Master of Bird-Law. One hell of a ball coach. (Run the Damn Ball). Conservative Party. 4x AWL. I am the fucking lizard king. #TheMilitia
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Okay hear me out: White Boy Spring
-Opening Day
-Golf
-Beers
-March Madness
-Tarik Skubal
-Tossing Dye
-Nooners
-Beers
-Grilling
-Riley Greene
-Masters
-Dosas and Mimosas
-Getting some hacks in at the batting cages
-St Pattys
-Beers
IDK, something to think about. #LANK
Is it okay with everyone if I do liquor drinks tonight dressed as a ninja turtle? #baseball
Watching Jumanji at the bar #wednesdays #dontmindifido
Clarence “Hot Rod” Chapps retweeted
Two of the biggest drunks in West Michigan in the same room!! Can’t wait to tune in!!
Alright white boys, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for #america250
















