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kimchimiracle

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beautiful oak door society 馃惂

 Oklahoma City, OK
Joined December 2018
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i'm locking *out* how about that
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the word "magma" is a little dirty
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you should be able to hold down on the sandwich emoji and select different types of sandwiches like how you can with skin color
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good morning. lithops morning.
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the emergence begins
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people say having a constitutional convention would be dangerous but i think it could be fun
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@grok how close are we to getting a new constitutional convention and which side would it likely favor if it happened now
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oh you "wanna be on the cutting edge ?" that's why you keep getting cut it hurts and it's not good for you this is basic data
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asking my boss to burp me after i finish my lunch
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*panicked, digging through my refrigerator drawers* (Paula Cole voice) 馃幎Where have all the Chinese sauces gone馃幎
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"a disembodied dark force ?" not it's just a cat fart totally normal and abundant
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one of my cats is all eat snack and lose toy under sofa and that's enough for him he's simple like me
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imagine having just enough brain to do what you need to do and no excess for worrying
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if you talked with them about immanuel kant they would walk away
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at one point doctors would give you percocets for anything a whole bottle
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the problem, of course, with percs and their kin is that if you had a bottle the size of the earth it wouldn't be enough
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stepping down into a hot tub filled with lortab
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"i'm english, like the muffins"
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