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Piece of shit. I am a heavyweight

Joined January 2018
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I hope you find what you're looking for while scrolling here, fellow traumatised human. I was once angry, too, so I also hope you find what you need - to help you come to terms with your past, the present, and yourself. You just have to work towards it. Peace and blessings 🙏
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Brady been out of the game long enough that people forgot Denver was a house of horrors for that dude. He lost to Jake Plummer, Kyle Orton, and Peyton Manning's corpse in that building bro, and 2 of those were playoff games.
Mahomes is not Tom Brady. Tom Brady would’ve beat Bo fucking Nix man
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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We lost one of the greats of stage and screen today. And, in my book, a tremendous friend and man. I learned so much from him. I will miss you, Patrick Stewart, all of my days. @mang0ld
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no, probably not
Will you do this to your Debit card?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Altering a debit or credit card by cutting or grinding destroys the thin internal NFC antenna required for tap-to-pay. Contactless payments require an intact card with its embedded antenna and chip. mastercard.com/news/perspecti… nationwidepaymentsystems.com/how-tap-to-pay… shopify.com/blog/tap-to-pay
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Aaron Hernandez in heaven realizing he’d be on the Chiefs rn if he didn’t kill himself
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If Downs can get arrested today, he'll be a Chief by tomorrow.
Fowler: Josh Downs requested a trade from the Colts.
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u interact with 1 fucking tweet and twitter shows u EVERY variation of said tweet for the next 48 hours what is that about???
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PLEASE don’t judge any teenagers trick or treating. Let them hold onto any innocence this world hasn’t stole from them.
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Chiefs signed Justin Tucker. Shit, if they're gonna bring on Diet Ike, why wouldn't they bring back the original too? Just waiting to see Tyreek's name on this app any day now
Someone gon use this chaos as a smoke screen to sign Tyreek Hill
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Schizophrenia ✅ People already waxing nostalgic for the days of Kelce and Tyreek. Maybe I'm not old enough to remember Brady needing this level of PR and cope. Hoo boy
Explaining the Mahomes decline
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It's fuck the Patriots all day over here and I usually refer to the man as "Cry Brady* but I will put some fuckin respect on his name
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That shit say 55TDS and 5,500 yards
What season was the best?
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coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves
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why the fuck is the sex offender registry list not public in Canada???
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Yes. The fuck?
Is it rude to bring your dog to someone's house without asking first?
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How specific but thank you
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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one by one you guys will realize that real life is not twitter lmfao
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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I’ve never been in a situation where I beat a woman’s ass. Maybe that’s just me?
#Packers HC Matt LaFleur on RB Josh Jacobs’ return: “I think a lot of times you get in a situation where you might not make the right decision. I think people learn from their mistakes. He’s extremely remorseful. I do believe he is a good person. I’ve been around him quite a bit. I believe in second chances.”
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