Carson News Network

he finally shaved it

SMPOnline players have started reporting seeing a ghost of recently deceased player Saaeeeaeee

A new CMC crew member will be revealed on November 1st

Due to budget constraints, the 2026 CallMeCarson Halloween streams will not feature any costumes "CallMeCarson Media has been operating at a loss since 2022, we cannot afford such luxiuries anymore" - Asaii

CallMeCarson claims callmecarson(.)live and celebritiesbutbald(.)net have been unaffected by the PHP2Shell exploit and eMudhra private keys leaking "idk ask loki"

CallMeCarson has added "bald" and "hair" as banned terms in his Discord and Twitch chat

CallMeCarson has announced the hi

Carson is moving backwards in a new 1 minute 2 seconds video

CallMeCarson has changed his VOD channel's profile picture

GTA VI will feature a "Norb mode" you can enter as Jason, stripping you naked and spawning a tank you can kill civilians with without any consequences

my hard drive with news has broken please donate to pay for the data recovery

Youtooz will be burying boxes of unsold CallMeCarson chia pets in Mexico

Epic new videos will be released exclusively for Twitch subscribers and YouTube members on the sub site "soon"

You can create a new document straight from your browser, no apps necesary if you type in "docs . new" (remove the spaces) into the URL bar of your web browser!

Huge information drop tomorrow