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Toronto, Ontario
Joined February 2008
What in the absolute fuck is he talking about?
Trump: And many, many people are going into Canada right now from other parts of the world, and it's not a good situation. They're coming in totally unchecked, totally unvetted.
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So bored with the USA bs at the prez cup .maybe the winner of the Ryder Cup should play the Intl team, that way we wouldn't have to see the americans so much.
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For MAGA how about just make it semi-fucking normal again.
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Watching the @PresidentsCup in the old days and hearing the chants of USA USA!...used to be mildly annoying, now it makes me want to puke. Sorry #51ststatemyass
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What the actual fuck??
Beyond parody. Trump announced he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to “Super Intelligence”: “The use of 'Artificial' makes it sound fake. It makes intelligence sound fake, and it is not fake…From this day forward, all United States documents, and hopefully the world's, will be changed to use the much more accurate term 'Super' as opposed to 'Artificial.'”
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Remember when we were friends.
In September 2011, ahead of the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, President Barack Obama sent a personal letter to Prime Minister Stephen Harper thanking Canada and Canadians for their help during Operation Yellow Ribbon. He wrote: “In one of the darkest moments of our history, Canada stood by our side and showed itself to be a true friend.” “We remember with gratitude and affection how the people of Canada offered us the comfort of friendship and extraordinary assistance that day and in the following days by opening their airports, homes and hearts to us.” “On this anniversary, we recognize all the gestures of friendship and solidarity shown to us by Canada and its people and give thanks for our continuing special relationship.” Under Operation Yellow Ribbon, more than 33,000 passengers on 224 diverted flights were rerouted to 17 Canadian airports, including Vancouver, Gander, Halifax, Goose Bay, Whitehorse, Edmonton and Calgary.
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Americans are so fucking dum(b) not only to elect this dipshit but twice! Your stupid country won't recover for a very long time.
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Apparently this is real. And apparently the president is a fucking moron.
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So Canadian, so funny.
Only Canadians would make their point in such a special way. So proud of my fellow Canadians and their amazing creativity-
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Well this doesn't seem crazy at all!
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Again? Is not embarrassing to you fucking yokels?
Trump just threw a tantrum in the Oval Office about not winning a Nobel Peace prize, as he lies again about "ending 8 wars." "I ended eight wars. I hope you're proud of me. I ended eight wars. I get no credit for it. I ended eight wars. Did I get the Nobel Prize? No, although the person that got it was nice enough that she gave it to me. She said, nobody in the history of the Nobel Prize deserves it more than you. But in Norway, they don't like me because I think they think I'm a little conservative."
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Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.
BREAKING: Trump just posted an AI slop video of armed ducks marching and firing in unison on “Lake America.” He’s gone completely insane.
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Yup yup yup. Also yup.
-It is still Lake Ontario -It is still the Gulf of Mexico -It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. -He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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And this doesn't seem weird to you America?
Trump just posted his own presidential ranking, putting himself in the “greatest” category above Lincoln, Washington, FDR, and every other president.
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Roll up the Rim, Pedo version.
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This. This is why we hate the US.
The more detailed list of each of the extraordinary demands that the US inserted, apparently at the last minute. This is subjugation if not outright annexation. The US wants a veto on any Canadian infrastructure from ports to telecom/power grids.
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Rise and Fall of the Machines!
You cannot watch this only one time. You just can’t.
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I'm old enough to remember when he said he'd be too busy to go golfing. Imagine if that were the only fib this dum(b) fucker had told.
Trump at his golf club today working hard to lower grocery prices
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Truth
Dr. Anthony Fauci advised SEVEN Presidents (both Republican and Democratic) on infectious diseases — Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Donald Trump, and Joe Biden — that's 38 years. In these 38 years Dr. Fauci advised on EIGHT major outbreaks: - Anthrax attacks/biodefense - SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) - Avian influenza/bird flu (primarily H5N1) - West Nile virus - MERS (Middle East Respiratory Syndrome) - Ebola - Zika - Chikungunya Dr. Fauci also advised on THREE major pandemics: - HIV/AIDS - 2009 H1N1 influenza (swine flu) — Officially declared a pandemic by the WHO - COVID-19 Out of 38 years, advising SEVEN U.S. President's from both parties, @RandPaul @SenRandPaul thinks Dr. Fauci LIED to the American people under only ONE "president" - @realDonaldTrump HERE'S THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER: - Trump fucked up the handing of the covid pandemic - Trump doesn't want history to remember him as a fuck up - He's using Dr. Anthony Fauci as his scapegoat Can't you people see this "scapegoat" pattern with Trump when he loses, or when he fucks up — he ALWAYS wants to cast blame on someone that isn't him. ALWAYS!!
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The USA is broken
By Rev. Joseph Yoo+: I completely understand why some people are angry with Fauci. He told Americans the virus was under control and would soon disappear. He predicted cases would soon be close to zero. He said the virus would miraculously go away. He privately admitted the virus was “deadly stuff”… “more deadly than even your strenuous flus”… “this is deadly stuff”… while publicly minimizing it. He privately said, “This thing is a killer… if it gets you, it rips you apart.” He told Bob Woodward COVID was far more dangerous than the flu while saying something very different in public. He promoted hydroxychloroquine as a game changer before good evidence supported it. He suggested looking into disinfectant injections or using powerful light inside the body. He said, “If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.” He publicly congratulated himself on his handling of the pandemic and repeatedly gave his response top marks. Oh. Wait. None of those things were Anthony Fauci. Every single one of them was Donald Trump.
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