Humor Is Contagious

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I can't believe that all these celebrities smoke! #Disappointed -ad bit.ly/14jfsrP

Do you REALLY know how to turn a woman on? It takes more than showing her your #junk! bit.ly/PkZp9S #sp

She smiles through the pain because she knows, even though she's breaking inside, he's still watching.

If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

Men don't realize that women notice everything. Including when you've worn the same underwear two days in a row.

Experts say that 70 percent of women find it difficult to reach an orgasm.

Every girl is a stripper if you give her enough vodka.

Always use protection, mace her before sex so she doesn't try anything sneaky.

Ladies.. If you slap ur nipple hard enough it will turn hard. #SexFacts

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. #SexFacts

The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." #SexFacts

Sperm Is GREAT For The Skin. The Protein n Sperm Have A Tiqhtening Affect On The Skin When Left To Dry. #SexFacts

The clit clip is a piece of metal that slides over the clitoral hood. It functions like a cock ring for women. #SexFacts

A heart is not a thing.. A heart is not a toy.. But if you want it broken.. Just give it to a boy !

Gynecomastia is when a a man develops enlarged breasts. #SexFacts

Genuphallation is a sex act involving rubbing the penis on another person’s knees. #SexFacts

A penis can be broken. When it happens, there is an audible pop or snap and tremendous pain. #SexFacts