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Joined January 2017
Mr. Brightside // @thekillers
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Good fantasy football punishment
BREAKING: Subway is now offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to “Subway” The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.
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The gang saves twitter.
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That’s before the parties switched platforms you imbecile.
Democrats haven’t been this upset since we freed the slaves.
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Also republicans cry gas prices are Biden’s fault buuuuut
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I’m about to rant here. Every woman has a right to an abortion and it makes me sick that these men and some women in politics push their own religious beliefs on people who don’t share those beliefs. Instead of making it safe for all women to have abortions they make it so
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They will now have unsafe abortions. They have fucked this country on gun laws as well. I have a feeling they will be going after the rights of women, minorities, and the LGBTQ community. We need to pack the Supreme Court to stop their right wing ways. We need to put a stop to
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these goddamn idiots who think they are right. Fuck them. Fuck the GOP and Fuck the NRA.
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big s/o to this couple that brought ziplocs of spaghetti to the orioles game
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Yall ever seen a Tesla fly?
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the shift key is the most useless key on the keyboard. it doesn’t do anything. don’t 2 me
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What if all measuring tapes are actually wrong.
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America 🤪🤪
Legalizing child labor rather than increasing the minimum wage 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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How is this actually a good concept
Replying to @GeorgePointon_
Ravi - "MONEY CANNON" Genre: Money A crazed trillionaire builds a cannon and fires all his money into the air. What seems like a gesture of goodwill ultimately leads to chaos, greed and destruction. Holding a mirror to humanity and the state of society. Oscar buzz has begun.
What do you do when you like your job but you get continually disrespected over your wage?
This meal prepping is easy
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What are some of your favorite overlooked sunnny quotes
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I miss chicken fries
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For those of you that don’t know Charlie and The Waitress made an appearance in an episode of Reno-911 I was watching that depicted them as white trash! Hilarious!!
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Got about 25% of the way in now I’m talking to her
We ALL taking 99 shots for Betty White tonight 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Idk how to say this but 2022 is not gonna magically change things
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