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πŸͺžVANITY FAILπŸͺž V.13 #SATIRE
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🚨And the Emmy goes to --George To The Rescue❣️ A win for renovating homes of families in needβ€”while With Love, Meghan got axed after failing to crack Netflix’s top 1,000 with flower sprinkles and spreads. One rescues neighbors; the other hosted lame parties in a mansion. πŸ†
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"Plot twist! Spoke too soon --the winner for Outstanding Lifestyle Program is A Different Breed πŸ†. Yes, With Love, Meghan officially lost the Emmy to literal dogs. A ruff night for the Duchess, proving that even heavy curation and celebrity cameos can't save a show the public universally panned-ouch!"
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A failure till the end! 🍾πŸ₯‚
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The Markle family drama just got an Emmy-shaped plot twist. 🍿 πŸ† THE DAYTIME EMMY SHOWDOWN πŸ† MEGHAN MARKLE: 0 πŸ’© THOMAS MARKLE SR.: 2 πŸ† When the family feud is a soap opera, but Dad actually has the Daytime Emmys to show for it. πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘€ The Battle continues today @ 8pm ET‼️ #MeghanMarkle #ThomasMarkle #DaytimeEmmys
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Meghan’s timing is impeccable. While the tabloids are having a field day with the Met Police letter, her father’s alleged issues, and the whole β€œwe lost the original, can we borrow yours?" She conveniently exits the UK stage left...againβ‰οΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜…
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A quiet sea of delicate petals greets her at every turn. She is always welcomed by kind-hearted people with dainty bouquets --tender roses, sunny tulips, softly scented lilies --offered with true smiles and warm affection. We simply adore Catherine, Princess of Wales. πŸ’›πŸ©·πŸ©΅ #HappyMonday #ThePrincessOfWales #FutureQueen
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In case anyone tells you it was a β€˜success’ β€”- show this drone view of the #sussexfail event β€ΌοΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜† πŸŽ₯ @dronemannottingham vm.tiktok.com/ZGdCu5Mht/
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Pretending to care about others 'for a day' --when she can't even support her own father β‰οΈπŸ™„ By the way, the Malala Fund is much more successful than Archewell Philanthropies. Maybe, Malala Fund could help out Meghan's failing business -- NOT‼️ πŸ˜†πŸ˜… #WasNever #SussexFail
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πŸ€πŸ–€πŸ©Ά In a world of private citizens adorning gingham aprons while couch surfing in the Cotswolds… there’s Catherine, Princess of Wales, showing everyone how it's actually done. πŸ‘‘βœ¨ (Temperly London, Gingham Dress)
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Look who just joined X after learning that @elonmusk and @shivon have gone separate waysβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸš€ #BillionaireGoals #ByeMoonBump #HelloMarsBump
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In Honour of Private Citizen, Meghan Markle
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Private citizens, public shame. Ouchβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜… (Disclaimer: No royals were harmed while generating this video)
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: They quit. They leaked. They wrote the book. Now they’re back. Charles just told the country: private individuals. Not working royals. Sandringham deal still stands. Hope they don’t say the letter got lost in the mail. πŸ˜†πŸ˜…
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