Lord Straxus

X-transbots Big jester

Sometimes I give my Hound schizophrenia and screams loud as fuck

Straxus fact: I am often misdiagnosed with CIP (Congenital Insensitivity to Pain) due to how much physical abuse I can sustain and be perfectly fine. In actuality, I am just a masochist

I am what you call a "casual cannibal." Basically, I eat my own kind, not because I'm hungry or because I like the taste. But because I think it's funny hell

You fool, you thought you could stop me? Well behold my greatest weapon, the "GUN THAT TURNS PEOPLE INTO TWINKS™"

It's rigged because the guy I wanted to win lost

Listen I hate literally everyone with a burning passion. But Jazz out-sauces Ratchet in every way

This is quite literally my entire philosophy summed up into a sentence

When a bot is on his knees begging for his life but I low key rip off his face and eat it

What the fuck is happening. Why is guzzle causing a mass psychosis