HAPPY BONFIRE NIGHT.
421 years since Robert Catesby used useful idiot Guido Fawkes to try and blow stuff up, almost exactly in the same way Netanyahu has used his useful idiot to (really) blow stuff up.
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BREAKING: French Senator Claude Malhuret TORCHES Trump and his alcoholic, drug-addicted administration on the floor of the Luxembourg Palace: "Every time the Epstein affair resurfaces, bombs explode somewhere in the world and cause a distraction!"
This might be the greatest MAGA takedown of all time. Nobody was spared...
"A year ago, here in France, I compared Trump's presidency to Nero's Court. I was wrong. It's the miracle court. An anti-vaxxer, former heroin addict as Minister of Health," he said, referring to RFK Jr.
Malhuret's comparison to the mad Emperor Nero is fitting. It's said that he fiddled while Rome burned. In Trump's case, he's building a ballroom while the entire world goes up in flames.
"A climate-skeptic Minister of Economy. An alcoholic TV host, Minister of the Armed Forces," Malhuret continued, referring to Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
"An old Qatar agent, Minister of Justice. A groupie of Putin, Minister of National Security," Malhuret went on, referring to Attorney General Pam Bondi and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard. Bondi previously worked for the Ballard Partners firm which raked in $115,000 a month by lobbying on behalf of Qatar.
"A Turkish proverb says 'When a clown settles in a palace, he does not become king, it is the palace that becomes a circus," said Malhuret. "His fine team has decided to create a competitor to the UN. Since the creation of the Board of Peace, Trump has triggered more military strikes than Biden during his entire term."
"Every time the Epstein affair resurfaces, bombs explode somewhere in the world and cause a distraction," he continued. "Bomb more to win more."
This is how the world now sees the American president: as a pedophile desperately exploiting his role as commander-in-chief to obscure the fact that he preyed on children with his long-time pal Jeffrey Epstein.
"There isn't a single country where Trump did not take advantage of the situation to enrich himself without ever forgetting his family. A Boeing plane offered by Qatar," he said, referring to the $400 million jet that Qatar "gifted" to Trump. "Investment in all Gulf projects or elsewhere. Stock market manipulation that only a few insiders benefit from."
"Any one of these conflicts of interest would have caused an immediate procedure of impeachment here," Malhuret. "But we are not here. We are in MAGA's America where public business is conducted in favor of private interests."
Rarely have we heard such an exhaustive yet succinct distillation of the Trump administration's rampant criminality and incompetence. By focusing on individual Cabinet members and what makes them uniquely unfit for office and then expanding the aperture to the broader patterns of corruption and malignancy, Malhuret delivered a master class in political messaging.
Every mainstream outlet in the U.S. should be running this speech to show Americans what the world thinks of our leaders.
Since they won't, please make sure to like and share to spread this far and wide!
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Trump is desperately trying to get this video removed from social media!
You know what to do! 🤣🤣🤣
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is AI-generated satire depicting a fake event, not real footage. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202…
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If Brexit happened again tomorrow how would you vote
please repost after so its not echo chamber vote thanks
92%Remain
8%Leave
2,822 votes • Final results Ian Bees retweeted
Reform is a Limited Company
Farage owns 53%
It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”
It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget
It wants to privatise the NHS
& invest in fossil fuels
Close the BBC
& break International law
It’s a scam
Please retweet widely
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This morning I asked myself, not for the first time, who is Nigel and I made some notes.
And it does add up.
Here is a man who sells himself as the ordinary bloke with a pint, the man of the people, the great outsider standing up against the establishment.
And yet somehow this ordinary bloke always seems to arrive with a camera crew, a donor network, a friendly broadcaster, and now a parliamentary investigation into a £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire.
Very normal.
Very grassroots.
Very “just one of the lads”.
The peoples revolt, apparently, now comes with lighting, branding, fundraising dinners, professional outrage, and a small question about whether millions should have been declared properly.
Everything is a betrayal when Labour does it.
Everything is “nothing to see here” when Nigel does it.
Housing? Blame Labour.
The NHS? Blame Labour.
The economy? Blame Labour.
Boats? Blame Labour.
A £5 million gift? Suddenly everybody must calm down and respect the process.
And then came Tuesday.
A young man died. A family was grieving. A country was trying to understand something horrific.
And Farage stepped forward.
Not with calm.
Not with care.
Not with responsibilty.
But with his announcement of “pure cold rage”.
That phrase matters.
Because anger is human.
Anger can be moral.
Anger can demand answers, justice, accountability and truth.
I understand anger.
A lot of people are angry.
They have every right to ask serious questions.
But rage is different.
Rage does not ask careful questions.
Rage does not wait for investigations.
Rage does not protect grieving families from becoming political props.
Rage looks for a target.
And that is where Farage always seems most comfertable.
Not solving the pain.
Not calming the country.
Not asking how institutions failed and how they can be fixed.
But standing beside the pain with a microphone, turning the temprature up, and calling it leadership.
Warm enough to repost.
Warm enough to donate.
Warm enough to vote.
But never calm enough to ask:
“Hang on, who benefits from keeping us this angry?”
That is the trick.
He does not need Britain to feel hopeful.
He does not even need Britain to feel informed.
He needs Britain permanently one headline away from rage.
Because rage is usefull.
It fills rallies.
It drives clicks.
It turns grief into theatre.
It makes slogans feel like solutions.
And while everyone is shouting, nobody asks the boring questions.
Where is the plan?
Where is the funding?
Where are the costings?
Where is the responsibilty?
Maybe that is who Nigel Farage is.
Not the man of the people.
But the man who knows exactly how to turn peoples pain into his own political stage.
The Reform & Tory Sitcom continues.
Same chaos. Different rosette.
Anger can demand answers.
Rage just sells tickets.
If this speaks to you, please add your comments, repost it, and maybe follow me — not for me, but because politics needs fewer slogans and more people asking proper questions.
#Farage #ReformUK
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If you, like me, feel that we are fortunate to have @Keir_Starmer as our Prime Minister please repost. I am not even a member of the Labour Party.
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Ofcom claims there is no consensus to ban Nigel Farage from Presenting on GB News.
Lets show them one.
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Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
Please don’t RT
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Who should be the leader of the Labour Party and hence the Prime Minister?
Please retweet.
@UKLabour
81%Keir Starmer PM
9%Andy Burnham
1%Wes Streeting
8%A N Other
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OK OK, forget what I said a few days ago - and a couple of days before that. THIS is the absolute worst photo of Trump ever taken.
Under no circumstances should this be retweeted. Fuckface would be devastated to see it everywhere.
