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I have waited so long for Kenya and Tanzania to undergo strained relationships just so I can finally tweet UHURU awachana na POMBE!!
One of the few people who left the media to join government and I haven't seen making such disappointing statements against the media and turning on the very industry that made them is one Francis Gachuri. Such a polished gentleman.
Hawa wengine...Awuoro.
To my friend Dr Naim Bilal Yaseen, aka Makau Niko, congratulations are in order for this appointment.
However, I must say you are being asked (or have accepted) to perform a miracle. This is what they refer to in rugby as a hospital pass: it will most likely leave you with a high/hard tackle and a deadly (reputational) injury.
Remember the 1989 Warren Buffet quote? "When a management with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics, it's the reputation of the business that remains intact."
Yet, even in this century, Jesus-type miracles still do happen, at least according to Prophet Owuor. Anything is possible.
Good luck Naim!
There's no way James Bob Aggrey Orengo is posting this on the same day Edwin Sifuna is officially unveiling his Linda Mwananchi Movement (LMM) party.
Ajim must be stopped bwana!
During a time this country is at its most consequential turning point in recent time, Kalonzo Musyoka somehow still manages to take the mic at important destiny-altering functions and become his most uninspiring and bland self. What a sack of wet rocks.
"Keep asking the right questions. Keep believing that this country is worth fighting for."
Journalism doesn't make them like Yvonne Okwara anymore. So long, senje.
I prefer women who earn more than me, because atta girl! As a rule of thumb, I don't date women who can't pay basic bills. I will not take you out every weekend, pick a check sometime. I'll pay the rent, don't call me because the Wi-Fi payment is due or your nails are crooked.
Correction: "...aliita Raila Amollo Odinga."
The discipline and punishment Luos will give these guys in 2027 for what they have done to Amollo's party is still being brewed.
"Agwambo ka nyocha ionge...Raila come home....!!"
In 1386, a pig was executed in France. The pig was arrested for attacking a child, put on a full public trial in a courtroom, found guilty, and sentenced to death by hanging.
Somehow, that story is still less ridiculous compared to Geoffrey Mosiria believing he can win this race
Baba was a former PM. Sifuna is a mere Senator. Their statures in national events are not the same. Baba was always invited, Sifuna was not, and protocol would not have allowed him to speak. He had no business being there. These are all obvious things, mnataka tu kutubore. Chieth
Industry PS Dr. Juma Mukhwana went to a meeting with scrap metal dealers - his very first, only 3 months in office then - and they drew their guns out and placed them on the table.
That's the answer to this question.
Do despot African presidents read from the same script?
PRESIDENT MNANGAGWA URGES OPPOSITION MEMBERS TO JOIN ZANU PF
President Dr Emmerson Mnangagwa says opposition parties are in disarray and lack an agenda for the people, urging their members to join ZANU PF. He was addressing the official opening of the 23rd ZANU PF National People’s Conference.
#ZANUPF #ZANUPFConference #OppositionPolitics #PartyMembership #Zimbabwe #ZBCNews
I want to ask this in the nicest way possible;
Why the fuck is Embarambamba performing at Raila Odinga's anniversary?
I want that committee to explain to us that thought process very slowly.
You can agree with me or not, but it was pretty egoistic and just downright wrong of President William Ruto to implant a picture of himself inside the Raila Amollo Odinga mausoleum. For very many obvious reasons. I will not explain.
Unrelated;
Sarah Elderkin was Raila Odinga's speechwriter and biographer.
Sijasema kitu. Just putting it out there.
SARAH ELDERKIN: President William Ruto has taken on a worrying look of late – sweating profusely, eyes wild and blazing, teeth bared in a rictus smile, absolutely furious, panicking and shouting, and with no apparent control of what comes out of his mouth. Things fall apart, and this is the look and sound of a desperate man. And optics matter.
As his carefully constructed grand-larceny schemes continue to unravel and his support shrivels, his already shaky sense of duty and bond to this nation, to its rules and regulations, and to its people, is vanishing completely.
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#JKLive tonight is just a fun, organic conversation. No empty rhetoric, no insults. Just vibes and memories and bliss. More of this, less of the Atwolis.
Niskie tu mtu na kiherehere yake ameenda akapea Ajib Gathoni mimba hapo nje, this country's military alone will not be enough to pull me away from your dumbass 😂😂
Nobody in that courtroom scene of the new Nadia Mukami x Arrow Bwoy video could tell them that it's 'Respondent' and not 'Correspondent'? Not a single person knew that? Out of the entire crew? Okay.
Great song anyway.
For "Communication Strategists", y'all sure don't know when the hell to shut the fuck up.
I think you have every right to call for unity but not at the expense of labelling anyone who has supported and joined Linda Mwananchi in their own capacities as "Non-Mandated" I strongly dispute this word.
Every Kenyan and the Wananchi regardless of tribe or gender have a stake in Linda Mwananchi including the public who have been giving us their views and have built this movement from the ground up.
Anyone who claims to have spoken to the Principals about this issue has the burden to provide proof. Let us be factual, honest and truthful especially when talking about this very sensitive issue kindly. Because there are channels that will be used to address this. Remember H.E Edwin Watenya Sifuna has remained quiet in all this. When he speaks oh trust me we will all hear him.
I know you mean well Adrian and so do we all. And even as I call for unity, I especially insist on alot of integrity and honesty as we engage and navigate this very democratic and necessary process. The public can and will continue holding us accountable in all we do.
#NikoKadiNaSifuna