Iara Dos Santos

Professor Wolverine's brother smells even worse than he does.

Never thought I would say this, but I AM TIRED OF EATING DINOSAURS!

Stranded in a prehistoric jungle. No sign of my Professor. Maybe I should've taken that Mystique lady up on her offer.

Dinosaurs taste like chicken. Or I guess it's the other way around.

I get to go to a place called "The Savage Land" and eat dinosaurs? This school's not as bad as I thought.

My headmistress has a mohawk. That's kinda cool.

Bamfs in the pool. They're lucky I just ate a big meal.

I think we have one of those at the Grey School. RT @Oceana Ancient Sea Animal Looked Like Flower & Had Anus Near Mouth ow.ly/gVEgC

This school actually seemed a lot less crazy when there were no teachers around.

Mmmmm, a bucket of chum. Not bad, Secret Santa.

Bleh! Bamfs taste like brimstone.

No teachers around to make lunch. Getting hungry. Tried to eat one of those little blue Bamf guys but it teleported out of my mouth.

This @QQuire kid has been a student at this school for how long now? And nobody has killed him yet?

Apparently the "Danger Room" that attacked me in the bathroom yesterday even extends underwater, as I found out in the pool today.