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IfThenAnderson

@IfThenAnderson

Brevity is not my forte.

 Washington, DC
Joined January 2017
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Firehouse and Publix are baddie sandwich sisters. Panera is the bougie cousin that went to Howard and act better than everybody. Quiznos is the fave big cousin that went on to glory. Then there's sub way. The cousin you have to explain to people before they get there.
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What a difference a day makes. May this video fill you with wonder and joy.
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates30 Dec 2022
The Dogs of 2022
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Appodlachia
@appodlachia15 Oct 2022
Things you can say during leaf season and also in the bedroom.
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@OdedRechavi13 Oct 2022
How your email finds me
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Seth Rosen
@sethrosen20 Apr 2020
Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists
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Playing with statues (25 photos) 👇 streetartutopia.com/2021/11/…
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purr my last email
black and white cat sitting on a couch looking at a tiny computer next to a woman on a normal sized computer. where is this coworking space?

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Wrestling is real
I’m Your Hucklejordy (@ImUrHuckleJordy) profile pictureI’m Your Hucklejordy@ImUrHuckleJordy27 Aug 2022
there are people out there there still making great art
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As a longstanding fan of @AcadeCon, check it out. My favorite small, friendly RPG convention!
AcadeCon 2025 11/07 - 11/09 (@AcadeCon) profile pictureAcadeCon 2025 11/07 - 11/09@AcadeCon9 Aug 2022
The AcadeCon 2022 Kickstarter is now LIVE. The best little convention in Dayton on November 4th - 6th. Guaranteed! I would appreciate any and all support. I wanna play games with you, but a donation pledge would be a sweet consolation. bit.ly/3JIEs6y #ttrpg
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@Orioles10 Aug 2022
Orioles Magic Intensifies and The Bird looks FIERCE

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Today is the day. 3 pm eastern time the @AcadeCon KS goes live. I would love if we could have an amazing first day. If you like anything I do in this space and would like to support me in some way. Today would be the day to start. Links will be flying fast and furious soon
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Reminder - I have no shame! If any of my mutuals has an opening between now and end of August for me and/or @BeskarTom to come on and plug the upcoming AcadeCon KS, please reach out. A full ep on AcadeCon great. any topic but we get to plug the KS also great. Ping me!
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Troutsfish@fishtrouts11 Jun 2022
(1/2) Dragons are so dramatic 🙄
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Dan Regan@DanRegan_Comedy28 Jun 2017
The inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar isn't enough, it should also detonate.
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Dnd Sesame Tweet@DndSesame22 May 2022
So...for no good reason a photoshop of a Bison and Sweetums, and probably something that will never be done again.
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Listen, bear spray DOES NOT work like bug spray. We would like to not have to say that again.
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getting a game book, reading it, and putting it on the shelf is a form of play. no one else required! yes, that does mean you're playing if all you do is look at the pictures in the monster manual and dream
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Applied physics.
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Baltimore Orioles
@Orioles1 May 2022
Vibes are ⬆️ if you know what we mean
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