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Joined April 2011
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Would like to tip on your $13 corn dog? No thanks, I’m good dog.
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I've reached the "change shirts before you leave the house because you're pitted out" stage of my fitness journey. plz, no questions at this time.
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Big thanks to @united for fucking up my honeymoon. I wasn’t actually upset about it until you all gave me the run around, sending me to 6 different people over 2 hours to get very basic answers while denying fault the entire way.
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Issue #10 - Flight cancelled We sat then sat on the tarmac for an hour and half and they cancelled the flight. We still have no plan to get to Newark for our flight tomorrow. Thanks @united @PeteButtigieg
Issue #11 - Create your own Plan B All the flights are booked to Newark now. We had to scramble find a new itinerary by ourselves. It’s a flight to Detroit, a flight to Philadelphia and then a bus to Newark for our 15 hour flight tomorrow night. Man, what a day.
Step 1: work out Step 2: steal your girl
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I’m going to throw up
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Did anyone listen to songs this year?
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"I was just about to eat the pbj my mom packed me when that jerkface, Jaxon, came over and dumped his organic almond milk all over me. So yeah, kindergarten is off to a rough start, but there's a lot of school left."
Ive never seen a grown man look more like a 5 year old.
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Is there a halftime for college overtimes?
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