HurtStreak

On the train watching one piece on my phone on full blast #withmynutsout

Dead AirPods will make you do anything

I’ll be damned

If you don’t like it then eat my ass

When I get paid I’m getting wingstop

Everything went to shit when D Rose got injured. Take me back man….

They strung Bob up by his 2 front teeth for being happy, it’s a cold world we live in

Sat behind a dude make his Uber Eats order on the train, he was 4 sushi rolls in his cart deep before I realized I was drooling

Crop dusted a young family, baby started crying and mom wanna say “ew I think he crying cuz he shit” 🫤

I’m going to knock the teeth right out of your skull

Cigarette hit my lips like a first kiss. god does love us.

My job won’t fire me bc they know I’ll swing on them if they do, they’re scared

Cheeky blokes at the maccas tried serving me Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke, so I swung on the bastards

Imma be fat forever ;(

Keep your eyes open for more HurtStreak content soon

Found out my insurance doesn’t cover itchy nuts, what the fuck am I paying for?

For every woman my age that looks at me like I ain’t worth a fuck, there’s an older woman that’s tryna peg me so we’re up I guess

One day I’ll be a manager at a mediocre retail chain and you won’t be laughing then