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Serial Disappointer

Kampala/ Uganda/ East Africa
Joined November 2017
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UnMatched Performances call for UnMatched Rewards.🔥🍻 50 million shillings in the bag from our number one fan, Nile Special, for the Lady Cranes Sevens following their golden performance at the 2026 Africa Women’s Sevens in Nairobi, Kenya. #NileSpecialRugby | #UgandaRugby
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Replying to @KagutaMuseveni
Luckily for them, they're not Ugandans. If they were, @UCC_Official would require them to have licenses for their YouTube and TikTok accounts, or they'd spend close to 300 days in jail like @MaleMabiriziHKK...
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The bribe hasn’t yet come. Those imbeciles can accept anything when given money.
Just how BAD is Museveni's Son though?! The NRM has accepted every terrible thing; they're even okay with Full Figure, Buchaman, Catherine Kusasira as Senior Presidential Advisors, but they drew the line on him and said, "NEDDA!!"? 🤷‍♂️
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does any of this actually correlate with winning
Much of the noise during Michael Carrick’s tenure as Manchester United manager has been around running numbers, and on the surface they are poor: 19th for total distance, 17th for high-speed running distance and 19th for average max speed. But there’s no direct link between running more and winning. Style of play and game state shape those numbers as much as effort. What is harder to ignore is the drop since Carrick’s spell last season. Per 90, distance covered is level, but sprints are down 6.5% and accelerations 11.5%. The bigger issue may be athleticism. Weighted by minutes, United rank 20th of 20 for our Athleticism Score. The score is relative to position, comparing each player with others in the same role on a 0 to 100 scale, so this isn’t just defenders being slower than wingers. There is a sharp drop-off in the squad, with plenty of technical quality but limited athletes through the spine, and that likely dictated how United played. After criticism from fans and players, United did press higher, rising from 15th last season to 4th this season for pressures in the final third, but it didn’t translate into results. On the ball, the underlying numbers are decent. United rank 1st for line-breaking passes, 3rd for passes and crosses into a dangerous position and 4th for shots from a clear chance. The problem has come at the end of moves. United have taken the most shots, but 48.9% came when a better option was available, the highest rate in the league. Their shots on target % has fallen from 1st last season to 19th. Many things can be true at once. Physical output doesn’t decide games on its own, but it has dropped, and the squad lacks athletes in key areas. The next manager inherits a side that creates plenty, but needs better decisions in the final third and more athleticism through the spine. #MUFC
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A New Chapter Begins! 🔵 Our new Technical Director, Mr. Ian Mutenda, is Here! Welcome to the family, Ian. We look forward to achieving great things together! #TheJogoos🔵 #LinglongBoys
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We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.

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I made a decision to start eating things I've been buying for women but never buy for myself I bought pringles today...mehn! These girls are enjoying in my hand o!
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Would be bonkers if Poch was allowed to manage those games. Completely defeats the object of waiting for the international break. USA have a game on 18 Nov and we play at Anfield on 22 Nov.
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
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🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
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I thought when X changed their monetisation rules such tweets would stop appearing on my TL.
The easiest way to screenshot X post is just to press it, then select copy link.
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Since we’re signing people 10 years late, Kane 2028 ✅
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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sure 🤨
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Without donations, I am genuinely curious how this was funded. This connects to a debate I was having recently about whether anyone, however competent, can deliver real change by working through our current system. Someone pushed back and gave the example of Solomon Serwanjja in Bamutakudde. My point was that Solomon is working around the system rather than through it, using his own networks and influence. And that is the part that worries me for a government office like LC1. The goal should be to reform the system so it delivers for residents on its own, so that the next LC1 after Solomon, most likely someone without his contacts or his reach, inherits a structure that keeps working for the people regardless. Of course, this takes nothing away from Solomon. A man who decides to do something rather than wait for the system to to fix itself is admirable, full stop. So when Erycom says Buyala was lit without a single donation, I am genuinely curious to understand how. I hope he did not simply fund it out of his own pocket, because as admirable as that would be, it is the same trap. A village lit by one man's money stays lit only for as long as that one man is the LC1 chairperson. Proper service, as my years in rural development have taught me, is building something that outlives you so even when you are not around, it keeps working.
BUYALA VILLAGE IS LIGHTING Within Just 73 Days, We Have Installed 73 Solar Lights Around @BuyalaMityanaRd Village. We've Achieved This Without Any Donation(s). I Thank Residents Of Buyala For Entrusting Me With The Office Of The Chairman LC1. Office 0414 660101 www. Buyala.ug
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Words said before disaster
🚨🚨🎙️| David Ornstein on Mauricio Pochettino: “I’m hearing now that he is reinvigorated to an extent that he’s not been at for a long time, that you will see a different version of him now, that he has his energy restored.”
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That's the thing with y'all, you want it to first reach your doorstep before you appreciate the crisis this country is in.
Anyone supporting the Level 4 advisory as an Ugandan living with in has a problem. Sure, there’s a lot to be concerned about but Level 4 is extreme and unfair to Uganda as a country along with its citizens.
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We have always argued with @ssojo81 that actually our regional flights can reduce to $100 or even below if airlines cut the unnecessary things that come with expensive ticketing. For example, does one really need to eat a meal on Kigali-Kampala, Nairobi - Kampala routes?
Entebbe to Kigali used to be $800 at one time. That the prices are reducing to about $250 to $300 is commendable. We should as East Africa, have $100 flights to the major cities from our hubs. Uganda Airlines entry ihgo Kigali is a good move that has come half a decade late
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Stacy Keach, who starred on TV’s 'Mike Hammer' and 'Titus' and recurred on 'Blue Bloods' after establishing himself as a stage and film actor, died Monday. He was 85. His wife, Małgosia Tomassi, said he passed “after a long and difficult battle with a serious heart condition and heart failure” at the family home in Magdalenka, Poland. Read more on his life and legacy here: deadline.com/2026/11/stacy-k…
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Stacy Keach, one of America's finest stage actors who became best known for playing scruffy private eye Mike Hammer on TV and whose career was nearly derailed after he was imprisoned in 1984 for trying to smuggle cocaine into Britain, died Tuesday. He was 85. cnn.it/4zI02RU
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