Even my entourage has an entourage.
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Improper Traci retweeted
🌐 #ThisDay in 1889, the World’s Fair held in Paris came to a close. It was one of the most spectacular of its time, unveiling groundbreaking innovations to the public! As the queen of the event, I welcomed 1,953,122 visitors in just 6 months! 👇
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Improper Traci retweeted
📸 Thomas Nebbia.
Couple près d'une colonne Morris devant l'Arc de Triomphe
1960. Paris 8e
How does one cross their buns? I've heard of crossing your legs, arms, even eyes. But buns? No one ever explained that one.
I submitted my acting resume tonight, to audition for my local improv troupe on 11/14. Please wish me luck!
I call cannabis "apéritif," because it's French for an appetite starter. The only difference is that it usually refers to an alcoholic beverage.
I finally had someone pick me on the dating app I use. However, I'm not interested. His reply is disturbing. I said that I want someone to play with my hair. You can see his answer. First of all, eww. Secondly, that's not playing, more like plotting.
Improper Traci retweeted
If you don't like what I'm handing out for Halloween, don't trick-or-treat at my house.
Someone just called my place of business, passed gas into the phone, then hung up! I don't want to give anyone any ideas, though.
I had to have one of my two dogs put down tonight. I no longer have a pair of poodles. Tomorrow would have been his 12th Gotcha Day. He had his furever home. RIP Buzz.
