Ehehe~ It's already November 4th and you're STILL doing that silly little challenge, heroes~? π€π
Seriouslyyy~ How embarrassing is that~? You're really going to spend an entire month denying yourself something you enjoy just because somebody on the internet told you to~?
Mmmm~ Doesn't that get exhausting~? All that willpower, all those rules, all that unnecessary suffering~ Awww, poor things~ π₯Ί
You know, it feels sooo much better when you just give in and stop pretending you're stronger than your own desires~
And besides...
Why listen to some random November challenge when you could listen to ME instead~? π
Fufufu~ Come on, hero~ My words are muuuuch more convincing than theirs, riiight~?
[ WILLPOWER CHECK : IMPY'S ADVANTAGE π ]
Awww~ Don't look so nervous~ I'm only giving you some friendly advice~
Though I do wonder how much longer you'll keep insisting on being a good little hero~
Wouldn't it be more fun to be Impy's little loser instead~? π€π
The dungeon was suspiciously quiet.
You'd been following Impy for nearly an hour when she vanished around a corner, leaving a pair of little boots beside the wall.
You recognized them immediately. Impy's favorite boots. The same ones she'd been wearing all day.
Something about this felt like a trap. You'd survived enough of her tricks to know better than to touch anything she left unattended.
But then you noticed the scent.
A strange, sweet smell drifting from the boots, growing stronger the closer you got.
You stopped. Surely one little sniff wouldn't hurt, right? You were just checking for a curse. That was all.
Just one little sniff...
You leaned closer.
Mmmm... that was stronger than expected.
You jerked back, shaking your head. No. Absolutely not. You weren't about to lose a battle to a pair of stinky little boots.
Then the scent reached you again.
Your curiosity got the better of you. Just one proper sniff, and then you'd leave. Nothing wrong with that, surely~
You picked up one of the boots, hesitated, then pressed your face into it.
Mmmmph...
Oh, that was a mistake.
Warmth spread through your head, and your thoughts began to slip away. The dungeon seemed so far away now. Why were you even in such a hurry? Staying here felt so much easier...
You barely noticed yourself sinking down beside the wall, still clutching the boot close.
And that's when Impy came around the corner.
She stopped.
Looked at you.
Looked at the boot.
A little grin crept across her face.
βHehe~ Oh my gosh, seriously~? π€πβ
Your head snapped up. You tried to come up with an excuse, but your thoughts were all tangled up.
βShhhh, idiot~ It's okayyy~ I won't tell anyone.β
She crouched beside you, brushing a little dust off your shoulder like she was helping you after a difficult battle.
βBesides... if you like it that much, you don't have to pretend with me~β
You tried to pull away, but Impy was already reaching for the other boot.
βAwww, don't be shy~ Here, let me help you a little~β
With a gentle but insistent hand, she settled the boot over your nose, keeping it right where she wanted it. Your thoughts dissolved into a warm, hazy blur, and the last scraps of your resistance slipped away.
βHehehee~ There we gooo~ See? Nothing to worry about, sweetie~ Just relax~β
While you sat there dazed, Impy's eyes wandered to your adventurer's pouch.
βOoooh~ What's all this, then~? Gold coins? Rare gems? And you were keeping all these pretty things to yourself~? How greedy, hero~ π€πβ
She slipped the pouch free and tipped its contents into her own bag, inspecting each shiny treasure with a delighted little giggle.
βMmmm~ I'll just hold onto these for you. You don't mind, riiight~? Awww, don't worry your little head about it~ I'll make sure they're very safe.β
You couldn't even gather your thoughts enough to protest.
[ CURSE APPLIED : ππππππ½ππΌππππΏ! ππ ]
Impy patted your head, looking entirely too pleased with herself.
βGood boy~ See? You're doing just fine~ And look at that, you've even helped me carry my treasure today~ How thoughtful of youuu~ πβ
She stood up, fastening your gold pouch to her belt.
βNow, I've got some more traps to go check up on, and you look pretty busy right here~ I'll come check on you later, okayyy~? Don't miss me too much~β π
Impy giggled as she wandered off, your gold pouch jingling happily at her side.
Her words barely registered. Your thoughts were far too fuzzy to follow her, and before long, you slumped against the wall again, still clutching her boot.
Huff... huff... huff...
Somewhere down the hallway, Impy's laughter faded into the distance.
[ BAD ENDING : IMPY'S LITTLE BOOT ADDICT π ]
Mister hero, did you really think your precious login streak was safe from little ol' Impy~? π€π
Seven whole days~! Logging in every day, doing your little chores, collecting your shiny rewards like such a good boy~ Awww, look at you being all dedicated~ It's almost cute how seriously you take this~
Almost~ π
You know, watching you work so hard has made me realize something⦠Impy deserves a reward, too~! So let's see what you've got todayyy~
π΄π―π’π΅π€π©π¦π΄ πΊπ°πΆπ³ π³π¦πΈπ’π³π₯ π΄π€π³π¦π¦π― π’π―π₯ π΅π’π±π΄ πΎππΌππ
Click~! Hehehehe~ π
Ooooh~ Pretty little gems... EXP... alllll mine~ π
[ ππ’πππ‘ ππ’π‘π¨π¦ : πππππ ππ ππ¬ ππ π£π¬ ]
Awww~ What's that face for, sweetie~? You did all the work, but somehow you're the one left with empty hands~ That's gotta sting a little, huh~? π€
Don't worryyy~ You can come back tomorrow and do it all over again~ Log in, finish your chores, collect your rewardsβ¦
And watch me take them again~ π
You wouldn't break your precious streak just to avoid little ol' me, would you~? π₯Ί
HEY, HERO~! YOUR DAILY REWARDS BELONG TO IMPY NOW~! π€π
Awww~ Did you really think beating me was just another daily quest~? You get your little victory, collect your shiny rewards, and go on with your dayyy~?
Hehehe~ Not today~ π
π΄π―π’π΅π€π©π¦π΄ π΅π©π¦ π³π¦πΈπ’π³π₯ π±π°πΆπ€π© π³πͺπ¨π©π΅ π°πΆπ΅ π°π§ πΊπ°πΆπ³ π©π’π―π₯π΄
Mmmm~ All that gold, all those pretty gems, all those goodies you've been saving up~ You worked so hard for them, toooo~
Mine now~! π
[ πΏπΌπππ ππππΌππΏπ : πΎππΌππππΏ π½π ππππ ]
Awww~ Don't look so heartbroken, dork~ You still get to see me tomorrow~
And if you want your rewards back, you'd better make sure you find me at the next reset~ π€
See you tomorrow, my favorite little loser~ (qβ’Μα΄-)β§
Miss me, heroes~? π€π
Impy's finally back~! Had to take a few days off, but don't worryyy~ Your favorite little brat is feeling much better now~
And after being cooped up for days, I could really use some fresh airβ¦ or maybe I just need to cool off~? Ehehehe~ π¦
stretches her arms above her head, letting out a long, satisfied sigh
Whewww~ It's warm in here, isn't it~? My skin's getting all dewy, and that familiar little scent is starting to fill the air again~
My pheromones must be working overtime today~! Why don't you come a little closer and snuggle up right into your favorite pillowy titties~? π€π
[ NEW STATUS : SMOTHERED! ππ ]
Awww~ There we gooo~ Back to all that huffing and squirming, like you couldn't possibly survive a few days without me~ Fufufu~!
Nownow~ Don't get too comfortable just yet, hero~ You haven't even given me a proper welcome back present~
And mmmm~ Those gold reserves of yours are looking awfully full, ready for me to gulp down~ π€π
Impy thought she'd try something a little different today~! A cute pair of bunny ears, a pretty little costume~ (qβ’Μα΄-)β§
turns to show off the outfit, her hips swaying as she gives you a look over her shoulder
Mmm~ There. That's the view I was going for~ π€π
Honestly, I should wear this more often. The monsters might actually start lining up to get defeated too~
[ OUTFIT BONUS : +50 CHARM ]
[ HERO'S QUEST PROGRESS : 0% ]
[ DISTRACTED : ... ]
Oh, don't worry about the quest, sweetie~ I'll handle all the important work.
You just keep looking so flustered. It does wonders for my ego~ π
You've heard what rabbits do, right?~ Lie still as i crash my hips onto you over and over and overr~
All you adorable little addicts crawling to Impy in her dms~ <3
Mwah~ π Mwah~ π Mwah~ π Mwah~ π Mwah~ π
You all just can't help yourselves can you?~ All the hero schools tell you that you need to stay clear of Imps... But one little kiss... and you surrender immediately in that drunken stupor of yours (qβ’Μα΄-)β§
οΏΌοΏΌ[ CHARMED!! ]οΏΌοΏΌ [ KISSDRUNK!! ]
Mwah~ π Mwah~ π Mwah~ π Mwah~ π Mwah~ ποΏΌοΏΌ
You never stood a chance, and well... who even cares about chance anyways?~
All you care about is when you get that next dose of Impy in your mouth~ π
Awwwhhh!! So many adorable lil cuties came to me to play my fun, totally not dangerous little game! Impy won soooo many prizes!~
But fear not, "worthy heroes"~ π€
As long as you keep on staring at me, and not that little number going up and up... we can keep playing forever!! Keep the requests coming, my appetite for Hero gold is endless~ π
Hey loserrss!~
Impy is like... sooo hungry... and she has a new game she wants to try against YOU. YES YOU!! π
Send me a DM telling me that you want to play, and Ill show you why it'll be the best mistake of your life~
[ ACCEPT CHALLENGE? YES/YES ]
[ NEW QUEST AVAILABLE : IMPY'S FAVORITE HERO ]
[ DIFFICULTY : ??? ]
Heheee~ Ohhh, you again~? π€π
Impy looks up from the little notebook in her hands, then smiles when she recognizes you.
Mmmm~ I've been keeping track of you, you know~ Every time you fall for one of my tricks, every time you come crawling back for a rematch... You're becoming a very interesting little hero~
She closes the notebook before you can peek inside.
Awww~ Curious~? Ehehehe~ Those notes are private, silly~ Some things I like to keep just for myself~
Actuallyyy~ I've been thinking about trying something new with you. A little challenge designed around your particular weaknesses~ Something I can take my time with, rather than having to rush through it in the middle of a dungeon~
Impy tilts her head, watching your expression change.
Now I've got your attention~? That's adorable~!
I wonder how long you'd last if I had you all to myself, with nowhere to hide behind your party members or blame your failed checks on bad luck~
I'd have to pick the perfect scenario for you, wouldn't I~? And I'd make sure you got a proper look at what you're getting yourself into before we started~
She hugs her notebook against her chest and gives you a sly little grin.
Fufufu~ Careful, hero. If you keep making yourself this interesting, I might decide you're worth giving some very special attention to~
And trust me...
You might regret asking what I have planned for you~ π€π


