Jay Glock

Niggaz be like "All this ass for me!? You shouldn't have!"

Side note: if you got a nice ass & wear full panties, you are doing the world an injustice. Don't you know thongs is like giftwrap to niggaz

I just seen a chick with the most perfect ass. Caught her on side view she looked bout 8mo pregnant. Now we know how that happened...

Ladies. There is a difference between being a big girl & a fat bich. Figure it out!

Swear to go I smelt this nigga armpits when the bus door opened. & I'm sittin in the back!

Some of these indian cats in the bugh must be doin a contest to see who can come out the crib the mustiest. I mean got...DAMN!

If your big as all outside & unhappy, take some personal responsibility! McDonalds didn't make you like that! YOU DID!

"@DunkinDonuts: Download the Dunkin’ app for exclusive mobile offers. nitter.cf/cards/57zr…" you download this, you an official fat nigga

Its 2014. If your a mom, & you smoke cigarettes around your kids, kill yourself.

You ain't a real Pittsburgh kid if you never chased a pigeon through market square.

If you ain't banging that new barrel bros or army of pharaohs...kill ya self

On my grind. Early. Need a personal trainer in the Burgh? Slide by Golds Gym Market Square today & holler atcha boy!

Ladies...them stretch pants aint for every body type. Walkin round lookin like a pillow case full of bread dough n shit....smdh

White broads with dukes on with space in the trunk....that shit is comedy!