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Hoss Bonaventure

@InstantClassic5

#GirlDad first and foremost. 45 y/o. Cancer survivor #FuckCancer. Wisconsin sports fan so it takes a lot to hurt me. I love yapping into the void.

 Milwaukee, WI
Joined June 2009
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Pajama pants or hats with a pony tail sticking out the back. I'm a simple man.
cleo (@chillicleo) profile picturecleo@chillicleo6h
guys what is the female equivalent of grey sweatpants
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#WonOurWay
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Mitch Garber (@mitchgarber) profile pictureMitch Garber
@mitchgarber19h
Yikes. World Series averaged 12 million viewers, a drop of 24% from a year ago.
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Highly irritated. Co-workers called in sick and can't find anyone to come in so I'm by myself till 4am. Lucky me.
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If those two crazy kids can't make it work then what hope do any of us have?
Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNews11h
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson reportedly called it quits, and somehow, nobody knew for nearly a year. The 74-year-old UNC football coach and his 25-year-old girlfriend quietly ended their relationship in late 2025. Sources close to Hudson say she has already started seeing other people, according to TMZ. But here’s the twist: Hudson continues showing up at North Carolina football games, with sources saying the two remain close friends and committed to their business partnerships. And for those keeping score, Belichick went 4-8 in his first season at UNC. The Tar Heels were 4-3 through seven games this season when the report surfaced. More on the surprising split and what comes next for the two: foxnews.com/outkick-sports/b… @Outkick
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Pete Crow-Armstrong is an industry plant.
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLB11h
Your 2026 @officialBBWAA NL MVP Award finalists: Pete Crow-Armstrong, Cubs Shohei Ohtani, Dodgers Brice Turang, Brewers
2026 NL MVP Award Finalists Left: Pete Crow-Armstrong poses for photo day in a white pinstriped Cubs uniform and blue cap. Middle: Shohei Ohtani poses for photo day in a white Dodgers uniform and blue cap. Right: Brice Turang poses for photo day in a cream-colored Brewers uniform and navy cap.

ALT 2026 NL MVP Award Finalists Left: Pete Crow-Armstrong poses for photo day in a white pinstriped Cubs uniform and blue cap.  Middle: Shohei Ohtani poses for photo day in a white Dodgers uniform and blue cap. Right: Brice Turang poses for photo day in a cream-colored Brewers uniform and navy cap.

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Fuck Pasta Marry Potatoes Kill Rice
ehz-ruh (@PhillyBeardBul) profile pictureehz-ruh@PhillyBeardBul15h
Fuck, Marry, Kill Pasta Rice Potatoes
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Gold glove, MVP finalist but didnt make the All Star team despite being the best second baseman in the league. Oh yeah...and WORLD SERIES CHAMPION!
Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) profile pictureMilwaukee Brewers
@Brewers11h
One of the very best players on the planet ‼️ Brice Turang is a finalist for the NL MVP Award!
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Vibes
Courtney Howard (@Lulamaybelle) profile pictureCourtney Howard@Lulamaybelle13h
Replying to @katekillet
I am CRYING laughing.
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I wish I cared even just a little bit about my co-workers lol
Ryan (2026 WS CHAMPS) (@BrewPack8) profile pictureRyan (2026 WS CHAMPS)
@BrewPack815h
Sorry to report that another player needs to be a Brewer for life. Love you 10
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I hope the Brewers don't turn into what the Indians were at the start of Major League II.
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And they should LISTEN to me. Keep this bullpen in tact as long as you can.
Punchoutpitch (@Punchoutpitch) profile picturePunchoutpitch
@Punchoutpitch21h
The Milwaukee Brewers will listen to trade offers for Trevor Megill, per @JeffPassan (espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/5032…)
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Kiddo is off school today so we are baking brookies. 😊
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15 year old me talked exclusively to my first girlfriend on here. She was 17, from Texas. Never exchanged photos but man I was in love and "she" was most likely a mid 30s dude with lampshades made from human skin.
⭕ Brock Pierson (@brockpierson) profile picture⭕ Brock Pierson
@brockpiersonNov 1
Who remembers ICQ?
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Bombarded the last half of my day but my Monday is over! Hope the rest of you have a great start to your weeks!
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"Why didnt you reply to my telegram Helen?"
Toxichoodboys (@toxichoodboys) profile pictureToxichoodboys
@toxichoodboysNov 2
Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.
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This gif got me again
ophelia (@ophoelia) profile pictureophelia
@ophoeliaNov 1
fall in love again and again
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Two more hours left.
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Yep and I do it to my kid too. It's a parental right of passage lol
‏ً (@omgsidewalks) profile picture‏ً
@omgsidewalksNov 1
Did anyone else grow up with parents who made them believe switching on the car’s interior light while driving was practically a criminal offence? 😭
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So this was Macaulay Culkin's real Halloween costume.
Maryamefi (@Maryam_efi27) profile pictureMaryamefi
@Maryam_efi27Nov 1
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