I want 5 el toro hoodies in different sizes so I can wear 5 at the same time, and an el toro blanket, and hat, and slippers, and gloves, and sweatpants
I don鈥檛 want discreet designs I want more of this shit
I want my shirt to scream in your face TALK TO ME ABOUT ROLLER COASTERS
I either want El Toro airtime or I want Pantherian positives, everything inbetween is cool but it is not doing enough for me
Maverick is the only coaster to hold up to both of these in intensity for me (so far) but the whippy turns with those restraints get a bit annoying
My fangs are either on the ground 2 hours away or I accidentally swallowed them tho, need new ones oops
Everyday I鈥檓 so sad that parks don鈥檛 have physical maps anymore, I desperately search through every gift shop praying, but I find nothing
Universal wants me to kms bro let me ride dueling dragons I won鈥檛 want a bitch ass Harry Potter ride in her carcass
I never got to ride dueling dragons but I鈥檝e wanted to ride it for like 20 years, I wanna get a tattoo of the dragon divas as a memorial






