@IntestinalBookW
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Homosexual Arkansan with degrees in English and law
Arkansas, USA
Joined October 2012
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🎶Jolene Jolene Jolene JoLEEENE! I'm begging of you please don't take my ham!🎶
J w/ mouth full of meat: fuck off, nerd.
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all of Western politics right now
France is apparently dipping into its schools budget to plug holes in its public pension system. Seems relevant given that the country is currently being rocked by students protesting over conditions at their high schools!theconversation.com/the-fren…
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dads when they notice a total stranger using their driveway to turn around
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when the handles on the paper bag don't feel sturdy enough to support your groceries so you've gotta pull this little number
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funny how the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle
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‘Susan Collins. you are a thousand years old. would you like to retire & rest with your family?’
‘no I hate them. I want to do what gives my life real meaning; voting yes on Trump policies unless they already have enough votes in which case I can vote no & be concerned’
Yeah, @CocaCola , y’all should know the obviously AI generated commercial is bad and makes you look cheap. Don’t know if anyone has explicitly said that to you yet, just thought I’d pass it on.
Looks like ass.
I was at the cinema this evening and during the ads before the film there was a Hallowe’en ad from Fanta. I couldn’t quite believe my eyes, but it was certified AI slop. I couldn’t record, of course, but I’ve found it online. I’m sure the Coca-Cola Company of all companies could afford a real ad. Down with AI slop.
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I would not say it’s about age but as you get older you eventually realize that there is no man behind the curtain. There are no adults in the room. The first time you make a decision that matters in an institutional context you see it
I will say a remake of Majora’s Mask with this level of quality would actually make me buy a Switch 2
Adventure through Hyrule and become the Hero of Time when The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time releases Nov 5 on Nintendo Switch 2. #NintendoDirect
Replacing tactile physical buttons with laggy touchscreens just so you have to navigate three sub-menus while driving 75 mph on a dark highway to adjust the defroster is the single worst safety downgrade in modern automotive history.
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WW1 is a good example of what happens when you let an aggressive nation surrender without punishing those responsible for their aggression and then try to move on a quickly as possible. They make the humiliation their entire personality and start WW2.
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call me woke if you want but i think the microwave should be able to handle a little silverware in it here and there
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she would make a fantastic slutty halloween costume if you’re brave enough
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things in everyday life AI has made worse: customer service, job hiring processes, Google search functionality, finding accurate info online, relationships with colleagues who use it to read emails & then misunderstand, trust between student & professor, online shopping . . .
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To this day Kal Penn is one of the few gay celebrities who’s coming out genuinely shocked me
Harold & Kumar 4 is officially in the works
John Cho and Kal Penn will return and the movie will likely have to tackle the fact that weed is now legal
(via @Variety)
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I’m sorry, is she legally even allowed to say shit like this
It worked
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It did not work.
“ Theranos’ equipment provided inaccurate results for an estimated one out of ten tests, resulting in thousands of unnecessary and negative experiences for patients.”
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC89…
