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AstroDak retweeted
I hate the constant interviews of the head coach and players. Before the game, after quarters, at the half, during time outs, enough already.
Let them do their job, they don’t say anything we don’t already know anyway.
Does anyone agree with me on this?
AstroDak retweeted
America held elections for centuries. Then…a lifelong con artist lost one, screamed RIGGED, and millions of people decided democracy was broken instead of considering that the asshole simply LOST.
Man, fuck Rex Ryan. He needs his whole ass beat. Seriously.
Rex Ryan went after Ashton Jeanty like we have rarely ever seen from a TV analyst.
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/rex-…
AstroDak retweeted
So Jess (@Mr4thAndLong),
You’re telling me we’re (Cowboys Fans) supposed to watch Seattle get 1 amazing receiver schemed open with that corp behind him and say to ourselves there’s just no way to get the 2 amazing receivers we have nothing?
AstroDak retweeted
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after 1 day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Paxton's office proposed that Adam Hoffman serve 1 day in jail as part of his plea deal. The judge sentenced him to 60 days instead. He was released after serving 29 days with good behavior credit. texastribune.org/2026/05/19/ken… kwtx.com/2026/05/25/for… ibtimes.co.uk/ken-paxton-hof…
AstroDak retweeted
Brian Schottenheimer had every nepotism gift possible dating back to his first NFL assistant job in 1997.
Yet, not one owner thought he was fit for a head coaching position until Jerry Jones in 2025.
He was about as in demand as a screen door for a submarine. Fire him now.
Lavar Arrington obviously doesn't know what he's talking about. He says you can't just blame Jerry then he lists all the reasons why it IS Jerry. Like, he obviously doesn't understand the situation. Jones isn't bringing in a new GM.
"We can say 'It's Jerry, it's Jerry'... that has become the easy, lazy take that everybody is receptive to, but Jerry's doing everything he can to put a winner on the field."
@LaVarArrington says the Cowboys problems extend far beyond Jerry Jones.
This is the kind of move the Cowboys FO want willing to make when we were a 12-5 team. Now that we're trash with a trash-ass coach they're about to do something stupid.
