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Phil

@ItsAlwaysPhilly

My super hero alter-ego is an asshole

 Nashville
Joined March 2012
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Down goes Costas
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Very very happy to announce that I'm gonna be working again with @jonathanalevine and @Sethrogen. This one's gonna be a good one..
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Bob's pink eye is spreading, please Russia stop farting on his pillow
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Bob Costas Proves that Regardless of What Country he's in, He can Demonstrate His Ignorance with the Greatest of Ease mediaite.com/tv/mccain-bob-c…
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"The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." ~ Ayn Rand
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Replying to @mustafa__bag
MT @mustafa__bag: Early reports shows that, #Ukrainian citizen wanted to divert plane from Kharkov to #Sochi
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BREAKING Airliner from Ukraine forced to land in Turkey after hijack attempt: media -AFP
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GREAT IDEA. Arkansas, you've done it. Drive-Thru Spunk Depository! #ExtraCashOnTheGo #ONANymous #64oz
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I'm being eaten up by self-loathing. Oh wait, no. Sorry, it's a crocodile.
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The Wolf Of Wall Street is a great fucking movie. Being a scumbag money grubbing stock swindler never looked so fun.
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Love hearing Bob Costas say "Pussy Riot". #Sochi2014
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Every 4 years Apollo Ohno pops on my television to tell me I need to stop bullying n eat subway.Yet he refuses to shave his childlike goatee
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'When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at it.. they'll tell you'. #Shhh #JustWork
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Replying to @_JeuxOlympiques
LOL! Can't be real! RT @_JeuxOlympiques: Les surprises continuent à #Sotchi... #toilettes
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GOAL! Hossa shoots and Toews is able to see it in! 1-0 Hawks just 40 seconds into Period 2! #CHIvsANA
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I'm tired of all the Beyoncé n Jay Z memes about being a perfect couple etc. Yo she probably farts in bed n Dutch ovens him on the regular
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On the plus side, sounds like the Olympic athletes will be able 2 party hard and trash the hotel rooms without anyone noticing. #sochihotels
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CNN confirms a criminal investigation has been launched into the chemical spill that left 300,000 West Virginians unable to drink the water.
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Peyton playing like Eli in NY
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Philip Seymour Hoffman. Unbearably, shockingly, deeply sad. Words fail to describe his life and our loss.
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