Kay Baymart

when life gives you lemons you make more lemons

fucking The Man

fucking the Nothing man for Nothing

“read the room man” (looking in the direction Jeffrey is pointing to have your eyes met with a wall, and painted on that wall are the words “Everybody Hates You” and for a split second, you chuckle, wondering why they decided to capitalize each word before succumbing to the pain)

would you recommend Kay Baymart to a friend?

over 60 senators and only 23 stab wounds?? somebody lying i know they stabbed the FUCK out that nigga

cause ain’t no way caesar had time to do shit except scream in agony, let alone accuse anyone of anything while being stabbed

(on a first date) Hi

(on a first date) uhhhhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, uhhhhhhhh fuck.. uhhhhhhh

i posted this and my stomach rumbled #oh

who up thinking about how julius caesar died

i spent most of yesterday asleep, liking tweets in a haze, and tweeting like four times

world is beautiful y’all

my humor in a nutshell

fucking the fuck man for fuck

who is here

woke up at like 2pm in a house i didn’t recognize, walked into the kitchen and there was a note on the table that said “help yourself man!” so i did what any sane person would do and made a double-decker pb&j before i left

does anybody know what happened last night