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You'll know it when you hear it. Creator. Real Adult

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Joined November 2018
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β€œPokemon cards are for playing the TCG and you can still play with it” is the most β€œfuck scalpers” response ever and I love them for it.
Someone emailed Pokemon because their Umbreon promo from the 30th Celebration UPC was damaged and this was their response.
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Mom watching AI vertical dramas and dad watching AI history documentaries and aunt watching the AI garden showcases, this shit is truly the old people cocomelon
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this is just denoising again what even is the point
GPT-6.2 Sol paints sam altman
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JUST IN: Joe Biden reveals Trump privately told him they would be β€œgood friends” if it weren't for politics.
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The thing is reinforced to the ground but honestly I believed in them
A massive crowd of people have showed up for The Great Bean Push of 2026 in Chicago.
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God the 2021 dsmptwt era gave us some of the funniest tweets in existence
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google pixel be like: Hi i have astigmatism
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marriage is so scary because what if she doesn't like the floor plan
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dav pilkey was on some bullshit man look at that sign on the left😭
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being 14:
when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭
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β€œOnly blindness or death will result in me no longer posting Mario facts”
I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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albums are funny cause it's like, here's over a year of my life, it's 40 minutes long.
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this is whats going to happen to epic games in about a year
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Darkness in Wakaliwood familyπŸ₯²πŸ₯² RIP captain
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Discord websockets:
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im glad my joke about heartbeat acknowledgement is a huge hit with like 5 ppl lol
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Yeap, using the microSD for debug connector is working fine.
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Replying to @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R
tfw your partner stops sending HEAD requests
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I only make serious software
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